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Song Parodies -> "Here In The Restroom"

Original Song Title:

"Here In Your Bedroom"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Goldfinger

Parody Song Title:

"Here In The Restroom"

Parody Written by:

David Pratter

The Lyrics

Sorry I haven't written any new parodies lately, but I have always been checking comments on my old ones. I was trying hard to think of a song I knew well enough that I could come up with a parody of, and this one just spontaneously came to mind. I will soon write some more!
Here in the restroom,
I just sit all alone
I have to release it
And my stomach's all cramped up

It isn't real pleasant
When you just have to go
I don't know what I'm thinking
What I ate I don't know

When I flush it all out now
Will I still feel the same?
When I flush it all out now
Will cramps all end, or will I feel the same?

Will I still feel the same?
I, cos I still feel the same

Here in the restroom
My intestines are cleared now
The less that I feel
Is the food that I digest now

I wonder what ached me
Was the food really spoiled?
Why it upset my stomach,
I just can't see I'm baffled

As I sit on the toilet
My stomach really hurts
Then I wipe and I flush it
But I still ache, I still just feel the same

I still ache with the pain!
I, I still ache with the pain

Got a cramp!

Here in the restroom
I released my body wastes
I can tell how I feel
Just how sick of bad food tastes

I wonder what you think
Did your stomach explode?
I don't know 'bout my stomach
Was that food really old?

As I sit on the toilet
Can I release the pain?
As I sit on the toilet,
Can Pepto Bismol help release the pain?

Can I just cure the pain?
I, I still feel the pain
I, cos I still feel the pain
I, I still feel the pain!
Don't you?
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Ryan Quinn - January 17, 2005 - Report this comment
Looks great! You'd like my stuff.

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