Here in the restroom,
I just sit all alone
I have to release it
And my stomach's all cramped up

It isn't real pleasant
When you just have to go
I don't know what I'm thinking
What I ate I don't know

When I flush it all out now
Will I still feel the same?
When I flush it all out now
Will cramps all end, or will I feel the same?

Will I still feel the same?
I, cos I still feel the same

Here in the restroom
My intestines are cleared now
The less that I feel
Is the food that I digest now

I wonder what ached me
Was the food really spoiled?
Why it upset my stomach,
I just can't see I'm baffled

As I sit on the toilet
My stomach really hurts
Then I wipe and I flush it
But I still ache, I still just feel the same

I still ache with the pain!
I, I still ache with the pain

Got a cramp!

Here in the restroom
I released my body wastes
I can tell how I feel
Just how sick of bad food tastes

I wonder what you think
Did your stomach explode?
I don't know 'bout my stomach
Was that food really old?

As I sit on the toilet
Can I release the pain?
As I sit on the toilet,
Can Pepto Bismol help release the pain?

Can I just cure the pain?
I, I still feel the pain
I, cos I still feel the pain
I, I still feel the pain!
Don't you?