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Song Parodies -> "Superman"

Original Song Title:

"Superman"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Goldfinger

Parody Song Title:

"Superman"

Parody Written by:

Static

The Lyrics

as sung by sean burke and robby luongo.
So here I am
Saving every shot I can
Holdin' on to what I can
Tell coach I'm not his superman

I'm tryin' to keep
The ice 'neath my feet
It seems some pucks are fallin' down around me
The nights are long
I'm singin' this song
To try and get the coach to want to pull me

And I'm so confused about what to do
Sometimes I wanna ask coach for a trade

So here I am
Getting tired every night
Underprotected every night
Even survival's just a fight

And here I am
Saving every shot I can
Holdin' on to what I can
Tell coach I'm not his superman
When the goal horn will screech
On too long of a leash
The clock is ticking slower every minute
My team can't do more
It's becoming a bore
I know I'm getting tired but I can't quit

And I'm so confused about what to do
Sometimes I wanna ask coach for a trade

Opponents everywhere in sight
Where's my D? I don't feel right
This has really got to change
No one here is drinking age
But if all that I can do
Is just sit and watch pucks go
To this team I'll say good-bye
On the plane I get to fly

I want to Flyyyyyyyyyy!

So here I am
Growin' older all the time
Lookin' older all the time
Feelin' younger in my mind

And here I am
Saving every shot I can
Holdin' on to what I can
Tell coach I'm not his superman

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Mr. Horse - October 24, 2003 - Report this comment
I am a huge NHL Fan, and I really liked your parody even though i really dont know the original song...But Panthers?? jUz kiddin' I prefer The Senators
Static - October 24, 2003 - Report this comment
i got the song off of tony hawk 1, the game that started a revolution. i am going to see him in boston tomorrow. with luck, people might (MIGHT IS A BIGGIE HERE!) see an anarchy orchestra song because they're performing. i like the coyotes and the panthers are okay (i dont really like em that much), and i feel for the sens money problems last year. i wanna do songs for all 30 teams (i think wildman wanted to see that). just wondering: does this count for two teams? lol
T.J. Spindler - October 26, 2003 - Report this comment
Yahooooooooooo!!! Speaking of skating, yesterday I got 2nd place in a skating comp. I did a manual-pogo jump-truckstand-rejector-leap frog, all in one combo, and it scored me 12,904 comp points. The winner was Sean Garrison, and he did a 720-Heelflip Varial Lein, which scored him 12,961 comp points. He won by 57 points, darn. He won 25o bucks, and a Birdhouse Skateboard signed by Tony Hawk, and I got 200 bucks and I also got a Birdhouse brand skateboard signed by Tony Hawk. We went to this HUGE skateppark near where I live, and it had a Japan loop in it also! Well, tj out
Static - October 26, 2003 - Report this comment
no 900 for tony in the boom boom huck jam, but kevin robinson pulled 3 flares in a row on his bike.
Wild Man - October 27, 2003 - Report this comment
Good Job.
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