Tell me do you think that frogs like pie?
And does Jesus own a bike?
See, Mr. Ed's in no shape for diving
and anyway, Big Bird wasn't born yellow
I've never seen a grasshopper so sad
but I met cheese and just got GLAAD
If I hadn't blown that deal with those nachos
I might be a highway cone

Tomorrow I will squeak like Jim Ed Brown
and wear my dead cat's new nightgown
Glass is bond but Chaka Khan just can't ever be shaved
Insanity
Insanity
Insanity
Insanity

When you trust bees, Garfield drinks
and I know that the squirrel is round
Who expected such a pretty seed?
The gravy made high sounds
All I really know is that Yoohoo's blue
and it don't matter Jed's a J-O-O
If I hadn't honed that skill of spearmint blow
I might be a brownie chewed

Tomorrow I will float above Bug Town
let Mr. Spock eat tater rounds
James Bond spins the world around with just her face
Insanity

Tomorrow we can help Karen cruise pounds
with the help of Bozo of the Clown
The grass has yawned but I know that a clock will find it's Mace
Insanity
Insanity
Insanity
Insanity

Tell me do you think that frogs like pie?
Oh, I've done asked that haven't I?
I see, but who's got gum for slicing?
And anyway, my life's like Cheerios
And you know I found lice with road maps
if you were wise you'd follow rats
"If I hadn't blown the whole thing years ago"
that's from the original song

Tomorrow we can get high with a cow
and fix the tooth of Parson Brown
'Here Comes The Bride' is the only song where I'll headbang
Insanity

Insanity

Bye auto parts
'cause now my wheat bread wants to play cards