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Song Parodies -> "Cheese On Toast"

Original Song Title:

"It's Raining Men"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Geri Halliwell

Parody Song Title:

"Cheese On Toast"

Parody Written by:

Cait Sith

The Lyrics

The cheese is rising
The heat is getting low
By looking at my sauces
HP needs to go
'Cos tonight for the first time
Just about half-past two
For the first time in history
We're gonna eat something new

Eat cheese on toast!
Hallelujah
It's cheese on toast!
Oh yeah
Eat cheese on toast!
Hallelujah
It's cheese on toast!
Oh yeah

Ow (that's hot!)

Peas are disgusting
I'll give my chips to you
Whenever I feel hungry
I know just what to do
I go home just at lunch time
Grilling on a slice of bread
When the thirst dies, it's this for me
Gonna eat myself to death

Eat cheese on toast!
Hallelujah
It's cheese on toast!
And it's all I'll eat

Dont, want, swede or cod
I only eat the food of Gods!

God bless mother nature
She's a vegetarian
She taught all the farmers
How to process all their food
She eats all her 'taters
And takes away the peel
So now each and every person
Can buy their perfect meal!
It's cheese on toast

Go get yourself fed, y'all
You know you want to

I feel stronger, 'cos it gives me strength
It's almost ready
Out of oven, get your sauce in hand
Rip off the lid and squirt it out

Eat cheese on toast!
Hallelujah
It's cheese on toast!
Oh yeah
Eat cheese on toast!
Hallelujah
It's cheese on toast!
Oh yeah

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Dumb Ass Kid - May 23, 2005 - Report this comment
I'm very impressed by how professional this parody was. A brilliant level of understanding from someone so new! Great stuff! 555
Azrepheal - May 24, 2005 - Report this comment
Damnit now Im hungry :) 555

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