-> "It's Raining Threats"
Original Song Title:
"It's Raining Men"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"It's Raining Threats"
The Lyrics
(Instrumental intro)
The tension is rising
Our patience's getting low
According to their sources
There's no safe place to go
We're now worried, all the time
With all these terrorist threats
We all think it's a mystery
All we know it's raining threats
It's raining threats
Tom Ridge says that it's raining threats, again
It's raining threats
Tom Ridge says that it's raining threats, again
Our worries are rising
The threat level is yellow
Now just who are their sources
The guys down in Gitmo
Now this won't be the last time
We're running around like hens
But there's no consistency
All we know it's raining threats
It's raining threats
Tom Ridge says that it's raining threats, again
Afraid to go out
I'm getting myself upset
Just because of all these threats
It's raining threats
Tom Ridge says that it's raining threats
Now we can't complain
Nothing is routine
Overdosing on caffeine
Must be human nature
Now we're all worried too
These threats are a burden
But they did what they have to do
Won't raise the threat level
But things might go awry
Now that each and every human
Could be the next bad guy
It's raining threats
(Don't go and panic girl, though I know you want to)
We just don't want to all stay locked in
Patience will run thin
You'll soon wonder
Caught him with the beard
'Ever he is, we'll catch his head
It's raining threats
Tom Ridge says that it's raining threats, again
It's raining threats
Tom Ridge says that it's raining threats, again
It's raining threats
Tom Ridge says that it's raining threats, again
It's raining threats
Tom Ridge says that it's raining threats, again
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