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Song Parodies -> "Cock in the hole"

Original Song Title:

"Ace in the hole"

Original Performer:

George Strait

Parody Song Title:

"Cock in the hole"

Parody Written by:

A. Scott Fulkerson

The Lyrics

Cock in the hole

You've got to have a cock in your hole
A little secret that nobody knows
It's circumstantial that we think that your gay
but you've got to save somemthing for a rainy day
You've got to learn to play the cards right
If you expect to fuck some guy
Don't put it all on the line for just one blow --
You've got to have a cock in your hole.

You've stuck it up a one way street
but you're not sure its the way you want to go
Money or love is just not enough
so have a few more inches than you show
If your lover dealt out a surprise-
have a few surprises of your own
No matter who you do
No matter who you blow
you've got to have a cock in your hole.

(12 bar break)

Don't put it all on the line for just one blow --
You've got to have a cock in your hole.

No matter who you do
No matter who you blow
you've got to have a cock in your hole.

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