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Song Parodies -> "Ken Jennings He Knows Me"

Original Song Title:

"Jesus He Knows Me"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Genesis

Parody Song Title:

"Ken Jennings He Knows Me"

Parody Written by:

Jay Jianoran

The Lyrics

this song is about the biggest winner in Jeopardy!
You see the face on the TV screen
coming at you every 5 days
see that promo on TV
that man is me

On the studio at L. A.
there's no question why I'm smiling
you can a winner
he's a compuer programmer

I'll get you everything you wanted
I'll get you everything you need
don't need to believe in hereafter
just believe in me

Cos Ken Jennings he knows me
and he knows I'm right
He can play Jeopardy Going and Going
oh yes he knows me
and he knows I'm right
and he's been telling me
everything is alright

I believe in the family
while watching Jeopardy
but she don't know about my Raider Fan
or the person wearing a green shirt

Do you believe in History
cos that's what I'm selling
and if you wanna get in the show
I'll see you right

You will even have to leave your house
or get outta your chair
you can even have to fly a plane
to Los Angeles

And Ken Jennings he knows me
and he knows I'm right
He can play Jeopardy Going and Going
oh yes he knows me
and he knows I'm right
and he's been telling me
everything is alright

Won't find me practising what I'm playing
won't find me getting to think
but I can get you a pocketful of miracles
if you promise to win, try to be rich
Trebek is the host of Jeopardy
just do as I say, don't do as I do

I'm counting my answers,
I've counting my questions
cos I'm getting richer, day by day
you can find me in UTAH,
just watch on Channel 14
you can do it anyway you can
just do it again, again

There'll be no doubt in your the game
you'll believe everything I'm saying
if you wanna get closer to the million
get on your the fun and start winning

Cos Ken Jennings wins in 30 days
he has $1,004,960 in cash
But in 6 days later he has $75K
for 1-3-2-1-6-6-0 on 7/23
and Ken takes over Olmstead
and $2.4 million
so he broke the bank

Ken Jennings he knows me
Ken Jennings he knows me, you know...

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