Blame it all on my boots
I showed up in soots
And ruined your black cat affair
The last one to camp
The last one to tramp
I was the last one
You thought you'd see there
And I saw the surprise
And the fear in his eyes
When I took his glass of soda pops
And I poured you
Said, kids, we may be through
But you'll never hear me complain

'Cause I've got friends at Camp Benson
Where the campers go
And the enemies chases my friends away
And I'll be okay
I'm not big on social studies
Think I'll slip on down to watch the campers
Oh, I've got friends at Camp Benson

Well, I guess I was wrong
I just don't belong
But then, I've been there before
Everything's all right
I'll just say goodnight
And I'll show myself to the door
Hey, I didn't mean
To cause a big scene
Just give me an hour and then
Well, I'll be as high
As that log cabins
That you're livin' in

'Cause I've got friends at Camp Benson
Where the campers go
And the enemies chases my friends away
And I'll be okay
I'm not big on social studies
Think I'll slip on down to watch the campers
Oh, I've got friends at Camp Benson

3rd Verse:
I guess I was wrong
I just don't belong
But then, I've been there before
And everything is alright
I'll just say goodnight
And I'll show myself to the door
I didn't mean to cause a big scene
Just wait 'til I finish this drink
Then sweet little counselor
I'll head back to the camp
And you can kick my butts

'Cause I've got friends at Camp Benson
Where the campers go
And the enemies chases my friends away
And I'll be okay
I'm not big on social studies
Think I'll slip on down to watch the campers
Oh, I've got friends at Camp Benson