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Song Parodies -> "The Connecticut Nursing Fraud Association"

Original Song Title:

"The American Honky Tonk Bar Association"

Original Performer:

Garth Brooks

Parody Song Title:

"The Connecticut Nursing Fraud Association"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

News came out this week of Ms. Betty Lictenstein and the lengths she went to avoid being caught as a fake nurse -- including throwing herself an awards ceremony for winning the "Nurse of the Year" award from the fictional "Connecticut Nursing Association." She paid $2,168.02 to host 44 people at an awards dinner, her office covering the rest of the $3,800 bill. News story: CNA
If your paycheck depends on
A doctor or a vet
If your diploma is no more
Than paper off the internet
If you’re a little off your rocker
Then you can get some free medication
For your fixation
Come join the Connecticut Nursing Fraud Association

When you’re in need of a party
To make your ability clear
We’ll be glad to gift you a lift
With the nurse of the year
We’ll rejoice in a loud voice
We’ll let your doctor make the presentation
For a small donation
It’s called the Connecticut Nursing Fraud Association

It represents the no tact
License lacked, nursin’ hack
Patient jacked, drug-givin’, no ethics crowd
Our heart is in your wallet
And we’ll make your office proud
There’s no need for consternation
We’re an honorable corporation
It’s the Connecticut Nursing Fraud Association

We’re looking to expand our reach
And spread awards around
Get money flowin’ in
From here to the Puget Sound
As long as the federal government doesn’t do a
criminal investigation
for impersonation
It’s called the Connecticut Nursing Fraud Association

It represents the help quack
Nurse rack, medi-vac,
Felon pack, drug-givin’, no ethics crowd
The police are at your doorstep
In shame you will be shroud
Jail is your destination
You won’t need no reservation
It’s the Connecticut Nursing Fraud Association
Come join the Connecticut Nursing Fraud Association

Do not delay, donate today
Call the C.N.F.A., the C.N.F.A
Recording as we speak... errr... type. OS: Garth Brooks. Beware, it's country. My recording: CNFA

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Fiddlegirl - August 10, 2009 - Report this comment
"R.N." you funny! Loved the variations and rhymes in the 2 choruses, esp. :)
blackjack21 - August 11, 2009 - Report this comment
Aaaand the world gets more bizarre every day. Very funny stuff about Nurse Betty.

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