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Song Parodies -> "Ain't Goin' Down (Where The Sun Down Shine)"

Original Song Title:

"Ain't Going Down (till The Sun Comes Up)"

Original Performer:

Garth Brooks

Parody Song Title:

"Ain't Goin' Down (Where The Sun Down Shine)"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

Love my baby, she's a honey
I give her all of my money
Buy her clothes and things at Fredericks
She thanks me with lottsa' bed tricks
Red hot love we're makin'
She's a mattress mama dynamo
Keeps her booty shakin'
Always ready when I wanna' go
Dialin' up her number even gets me horny
And when I see her with no clothes,
Just like a rose, she makes me thorny,,
After dinner, after hours
We get cozy in the showers
It's a steamy treat..
Her angel body is so heavenly
No slo-mo with romancing,
Her passion is hard to beat
When we love the room shakes,
The mattress don't just squeak
If you're a neighbor next door
You might just hear it shreik..

(Chorus)
(But) Ain't Goin' Down where the sun don't shine
At the equator I draw the line
Kissin' her upstairs, that'll be just fine
Ain't Goin' Down where the sun don't shine

On the bed we do our dancin'
Sometimes I'm a pony prancin'
We do rollin' we do rockin'
Lovin' to me, she is sockin'
Ain't no better place to be
She's got good spots, espec'lly three
Like a rooster, I'll be crowin'
But, there's one place I'm not goin'..

Ain't Goin' Down where the sun don't shine
At the equator, I draw the line
Kissin' her upstairs, that'll be just fine
Ain't Goin' Down where the sun don't shine

She's my woman all the way
My real life Barbie doll for play
She loves to hear sweet words I've said
And maybe someday, we'll be wed
But, right now we're great lovin' friends
Love and passion strongly blends
But at the booty place I'll claim no dividends..

Ain't Goin' Down where the sun don't shine
At the equator, I draw the line
Kissin' her upstairs, that'll be just fine
Ain't Goin' Down where the sun don't shine

Ain't Goin' Down where the sun don't shine..

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Matthias - August 28, 2007 - Report this comment
I took a bite out of this one!
John Barry - August 28, 2007 - Report this comment
Loved the chorus "line."
alvin - August 28, 2007 - Report this comment
mirrors my sentiments on the subject
Tommy Turtle - August 28, 2007 - Report this comment
I happen to like bearded clams with a little cocktail sauce... Did you know that turtles can go down for half an hour at a time? True.... Had a work in progress on this topic, and ya beat me to it... will credit ya when it happens. Good one... but was parody title supposed to be "don't" vs. "down"? 555
AFW - August 28, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks, Matthias, John, and alvin...and TT..My God! I didn't even notice that till your comment....that damned Sniffy, ( my alter ego imaginery dog)...this is what happens when I let him do my submits...I know that having an imaginery dog as a pet sounds a little weird, but my analyst thinks it's alright...He even gave me some kibbles N' Bits for Sniffy
Bad Sniffy! - August 28, 2007 - Report this comment
Yeah, I remember Sniffy - bad typist, he was.... And don't feel bad about having an imaginary (sp) dog as pet -- Tommy Turtle has an imaginary human for a friend! -- Imagine that!

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