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Song Parodies -> "Why's She Tipping Cows?"

Original Song Title:

"What She's Doing Now"

Original Performer:

Garth Brooks

Parody Song Title:

"Why's She Tipping Cows?"

Parody Written by:

Agrimorfee

The Lyrics

First month I met her, it was so much better
Our love was good to go
But now, I feel I just don't get her
This here gal, I just don't know
She gets real mean after drinking beers
She drives all around through town
To the farm, she makes blunders
Why's she tippin' cows?

'Cause when she's tippin' cows, it's tearin' me apart
Startling those heifers in the shadowy dark
My eyes fill with tears as I hear angry moos
Those creatures call for truce
When she's tippin' cows

Well, I guess that there there're things dumber
Other things more lame
Pranks on the phone with random numbers
Or to light your farts to flame
But on Friday, it's the same old thing
And sweat beads cross my brow
'Cause that night she will be drinkin'
Then she's tippin' cows

And when she's tippin' cows, it gives them such a start
Laughin' 'til she's blind, and acting none too smart
She just nimbly takes her time, walks on tiptoes
Then bops them on the nose

Yes, she's tippin' cows, she thinks it 's just a lark
I can hear the moos, a-bawlin' in the park
I think that I should call a big TV talk show
Jerry Springer? You should know...
That's she's tippin' cows!
Copyright 2007, Agrimorfee y'all.

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Matthias - July 24, 2007 - Report this comment
Jerry Springer?! What she's doing cows?
JP - July 24, 2007 - Report this comment
Good old fashioned redneck fun. 5's.
AFW - July 24, 2007 - Report this comment
I tip you five cows
Peter Andersson - July 25, 2007 - Report this comment
She'll be tipping cows on farmland when she comes
She'll be tipping cows on farmland when she comes

Not enough to work with, or I'll be running with that idea I got from reading this. Five moos for you.
Rex - August 04, 2007 - Report this comment
(Artistry) I want to see the video. BTW, it helps to get the cows drunk first so they're already tipsy -- not that I've actually done any cow tipping here in Texas, you understand, it's just what I've heard. :-)
Syncronos - August 07, 2007 - Report this comment
I don't get it...you're upset that she's paying the cows for their eventual service as choice cuts of beef? *Aggy whispers in Syncronos' ear* Oh! OH!!! Tipping COWS! BWAAHAHAHAA! You people are crazy! Can I play too?!
Below Average Dave - August 07, 2007 - Report this comment
(Artistry) Tipping cows, remember those days--that's funny, one of my favorites thus far in the comp.
bobpiecheese - August 12, 2007 - Report this comment
(Artistry) You Americans get weirder every time I discover anything about your culture. Tipping cows over? What next?! Still, quite a brilliant parody, Agri.

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