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Song Parodies -> "Pants"

Original Song Title:

"The Dance"

Original Performer:

Garth Brooks

Parody Song Title:

"Pants"

Parody Written by:

KOYN

The Lyrics

Looking back on the memory of
the pants I wore when I was thin and young
For a moment, the pants they fit just right
now, I'm fat and old, and they are just too dang tight

And now, the clubs, I cannot go
so, I just stay in, eat and watch TV shows
My life's more comfortable in sweats
'cause I can't stand the pain
of trying to squeeze in
my-y-y pants

In my youth, I held everything
every woman, they called me a king
But as time's gone on, I got fat and bald
those were fun days, oh, but I don't regret at all

That now, the clubs, I cannot go
the wife and I stay in, eat and watch TV shows
Our life is great 'cause we're not kids
we can dance anyway
and we don't have to put
on our pants

Yes, our life is great 'cause we're not kids
we can dance anyway
and we don't have to put
on our pants

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