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Song Parodies -> "Thanksgiving Song"

Original Song Title:

"Rodeo"

Original Performer:

Garth Brooks

Parody Song Title:

"Thanksgiving Song"

Parody Written by:

Amanda Stone

The Lyrics

Someone needs to bless this
Gravy that's congealed
A bird the size of Texas
I love this time of year
Aunt Barb has brought the salsa
And the bread that's made from dough
It ain't no dinner without the spud
It's Thanksgiving don't you know

Well it's pie and cake
There ain't no steak
You can hear our stomachs growl
I'll get to it first I chuckle
I can't wait to suckle
The red sauce that I have found
It's fruits like apps
It's lots of fats
It's my sis and my little bro
It's the weight that I gain
I might be insane
But it's Thansgiving don't you know

My plate is over the brim
I hope that I don't fall
I'll have to hit up the gym
or maybe play some ball
And it's so long belt I'll see you
When the food begins to flow
You know eating this gives me such joy
It's Thanksgiving don't you know

It'll drive a man plume crazy
It'll drive him right insane
And he'll eat the bird down to the bone
Just to stay to play the game
And a hefty waist cuz there was no waste
Is what he'll have to show
For all year he has been waiting
For Thanksgiving don't you know

Well it's pie and cake
There ain't no steak
You can hear our stomachs growl
I'll get to it first I chuckle
I can't wait to suckle
The red sauce that I have found
It's fruits like apps
It's lots of fats
It's my sis and my little bro
It's the weight that I gain
I might be insane
But it's Thanksgiving don't you know

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