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Song Parodies -> "Much Too Dumb (To Act This Damn Bold)"

Original Song Title:

"Much Too Young (To Feel This Damn Old)"

Original Performer:

Garth Brooks

Parody Song Title:

"Much Too Dumb (To Act This Damn Bold)"

Parody Written by:

Chris Kilo

The Lyrics

Again, a re-submit, sicne I f'ed up and submitted some parodies, including this one, under an exsisting screen name. Sorry. This one is from Georgie's point of view mostly, but some verses are from my own POV.
This old war keeps dragging onward
Seems there aint no end in sight
I'd get off their soil, but we really need the oil
There's bombs a-flashing in the Iraqi nights

In the White House, we're all scheming
Coming up with lies for you to believe
I guess we're through with Don, but the war keeps raging on
We'll keep our soldiers dying senselessly

And the trite lies keep on flowing, as the nation's being sold
I'm much too dumb to act this damn bold
All the troops are on the frontline, negotiations going cold
I'm much too dumb to act this damn bold

The opposistion's getting stronger
Speaking out, against this unjust war
This worn out tape of Anti-Flag, and some burning rags
Seem to be at the growing resistances' core

And the White Houses' getting stronger, while the lies they are all told
I'm much too dumb to act this damn bold
All our cash is in the ground now, the oil sucked from the mold
I'm much too dumb to act this damn bold
I am much too dumb to act so damn bold...

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Chris Kilo - November 13, 2006 - Report this comment
Ok, really - giving someone straight ones just cause their political opinion differs from yours is just about as immature as you can get. So keep oarading around in your star-spangled jockstrap listening to Big & Rich if you want to, but please - don't drag down other people's votes just cause their parody bashes George W. Christ...oh wait I mean, uh...Bush...
I.O.A. - December 10, 2006 - Report this comment
I thought it was really good. And that's saying something because most of the parodies on this website suck!

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