Making fun of music, one song at a time. Since the year 2000.
Check out the two amIright misheard lyrics books including one book devoted to misheard lyrics of the 1980s.
(Toggle Right Side Navigation)

Song Parodies -> "The Bitches Of Cheyenne"

Original Song Title:

"The Beaches Of Cheyenne"

Original Performer:

Garth Brooks

Parody Song Title:

"The Bitches Of Cheyenne"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

In my Ford F- One Fifty
I am inclined to press my luck
Cruise by dark street corners
For women to pick up
Some call it sex addiction
A kinda' reckless search for love
This quick-fix substitution
For what I'm dreamin' of

When the Honeymoon's over
Inside a discontented home
Lives seperate together
A guy feels he's gotta' roam
Not a good thing, what I'm doin'
But, a lost and lonely man
Needs that warmth beside him in Cheyenne

On weekends I go crazy
Like moths near the flame
Let runaway emotion
And drinkin' rule the game
I crave cool water from a desert,
Where there is really only sand
Blind to the dangers, from the Bitches Of Cheyenne

Guess I'll make the morning papers,
'Cause my luck ran out last night
A pimp carjacked my Ford pick up
And his bullet took it's bite
I know when they find my body
That my wife won't give a damn..
Nor will they, The Bitches Of Cheyenne

Perhaps with better morals,
I would still be in life's grip
If you can call that livin'
On a sunk relationship
I'm sure when they find my body,
That my wife won't give a damn..
Nor will they, The Bitches Of Cheyenne

Nor will they, The Bitches Of Cheyenne

Your Vote & Comment Counts

The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for the website and they appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to leave a comment below about this parody.

Place Your Vote

 LittleLots
Matches Pace of
Original Song: 
How Funny: 
Overall Score: 



In order for your vote to count, you need to hit the 'Place Your Vote' button.
 

Voting Results

 
Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 4

Voting Breakdown

The following represent how many people voted for each category.

    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   0
 0
 0
 
 2   0
 0
 0
 
 3   0
 0
 0
 
 4   0
 0
 0
 
 5   4
 4
 4
 

User Comments

Comments are subject to review, and can be removed by the administration of the site at any time and for any reason.

Lionel Mertens - October 20, 2006 - Report this comment
Didn't know you were so hard core. 5's
Yoidy - October 20, 2006 - Report this comment
Pretty depressing ending, but I'm sure all the wild sex made up for it. 5s down the line.
alvin rhodes - October 20, 2006 - Report this comment
ya did a bitchin' job on this...5s
Michael Pacholek - October 20, 2006 - Report this comment
Careful... I know one woman from Cheyenne might not like this! As John Barry might say, she might put a spell on you!
Kristof Robertson - October 20, 2006 - Report this comment
I don't know whether to laugh or weep, AFW....bittersweet writing at its best...Bravo! 555
AFW - October 20, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks, all for votes and comments...

The author of the parody has authorized comments, and wants YOUR feedback.

Link To This Page

The address of this page is: http://www.amiright.com/parody/90s/garthbrooks37.shtml For help, see the examples of how to link to this page.

This is view # 885