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Song Parodies -> "The Bitches Of Cheyenne"

Original Song Title:

"The Beaches Of Cheyenne"

Original Performer:

Garth Brooks

Parody Song Title:

"The Bitches Of Cheyenne"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

In my Ford F- One Fifty
I am inclined to press my luck
Cruise by dark street corners
For women to pick up
Some call it sex addiction
A kinda' reckless search for love
This quick-fix substitution
For what I'm dreamin' of

When the Honeymoon's over
Inside a discontented home
Lives seperate together
A guy feels he's gotta' roam
Not a good thing, what I'm doin'
But, a lost and lonely man
Needs that warmth beside him in Cheyenne

On weekends I go crazy
Like moths near the flame
Let runaway emotion
And drinkin' rule the game
I crave cool water from a desert,
Where there is really only sand
Blind to the dangers, from the Bitches Of Cheyenne

Guess I'll make the morning papers,
'Cause my luck ran out last night
A pimp carjacked my Ford pick up
And his bullet took it's bite
I know when they find my body
That my wife won't give a damn..
Nor will they, The Bitches Of Cheyenne

Perhaps with better morals,
I would still be in life's grip
If you can call that livin'
On a sunk relationship
I'm sure when they find my body,
That my wife won't give a damn..
Nor will they, The Bitches Of Cheyenne

Nor will they, The Bitches Of Cheyenne

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 4

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Lionel Mertens - October 20, 2006 - Report this comment
Didn't know you were so hard core. 5's
Yoidy - October 20, 2006 - Report this comment
Pretty depressing ending, but I'm sure all the wild sex made up for it. 5s down the line.
alvin rhodes - October 20, 2006 - Report this comment
ya did a bitchin' job on this...5s
Michael Pacholek - October 20, 2006 - Report this comment
Careful... I know one woman from Cheyenne might not like this! As John Barry might say, she might put a spell on you!
Kristof Robertson - October 20, 2006 - Report this comment
I don't know whether to laugh or weep, AFW....bittersweet writing at its best...Bravo! 555
AFW - October 20, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks, all for votes and comments...

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