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Song Parodies -> "Mama's Rolls"

Original Song Title:

"The Thunder Rolls"

Original Performer:

Garth Brooks

Parody Song Title:

"Mama's Rolls"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

So huge and they were heavy
Harder than concrete
Our mother's pastry, pride and joy
We'd not dare refuse to eat

Her old fam'ly favorite
Now and then, she would bake
Could hit 'em with a hammer
And the hammer would just break..

They Were Mama's Rolls,
They Were Mama's Rolls....

Like death row, we waited
Last meal comin' around
Kept hopin' they might just burn up
In the oven, turn dark brown

Prayin' for a miracle
Governor might phone
Then, that hot door opened,
All we could do was moan...

They Were Mama's Rolls
They Were Mama's Rolls

They're Mama's Rolls, that nobody liked
Feared by the very old, and us little tykes
Rather bury them..in big deep holes
But, we had to eat, our Mama's Rolls

She'd wait to hear our praises
So proudly standing by
"These really are delicious, Mom.."
With broken teeth, we'd lie..

They Were Mama's Rolls,
They Were Mama's Rolls

She'd smile at us, contented
And say, "Have some more.."
With our mouths all dented
We'd just echo, "Shore!.."

But, when she'd turn and leave the kitchen
They'd drop for our dog, Spot
Old Spot was not a dummy
He'd take one sniff and trot

They're Mama's Rolls, that nobody liked
Feared by the very old, and us little tykes
Rather bury them in big deep holes
But, we had to eat our Mama's Rolls...

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Paree Dee - March 30, 2006 - Report this comment
So very clever, loved the death row/governor lines especially. I'm 'loaf' to give you anything but 555 for this one !
alvin rhodes - March 30, 2006 - Report this comment
teeth shattering funny...at first, i thought it was gonna be about either "rolls" of fat...or a "rolls" royce
Stephen Harrington - March 30, 2006 - Report this comment
555, very good.
AFW - March 30, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks, to Paree, alvin, and Stephen
Stuart McArthur - March 30, 2006 - Report this comment
no, you just have to suck on them for 3-4 hours first - no problem! (what a whinger!!) - LOL, funny stuff AFW - 555
MrMacphisto - March 30, 2006 - Report this comment
You're on a roll... 5-5-5
Tommy Turtle - March 30, 2006 - Report this comment
Like alvin, unsure what it would refer to.... Waiting 'til third line to explain made it even funnier. 555
Larry Hensley - March 31, 2006 - Report this comment
DKTOS, many funny lines, good one about the old rolls
AFW - March 31, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks, Stuart, Mac, Tommy, and Larry

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