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Song Parodies -> "Hitler Rules"

Original Song Title:

"The Thunder Rolls"

Original Performer:

Garth Brooks

Parody Song Title:

"Hitler Rules"

Parody Written by:

Tokusou Sentai Blessranger

The Lyrics

Nine fifty in the morning
Not a war insight
And Beijing's lookin like Berlin
On a deadly global fight
Armed with German lugers
There's a storm front here
The soldiers came from Japan
Will attempt to interfere
Adolf Hitler rules
Adolf Hitler rules

Italian soldiers
Raid Japan all day
They're going against these guys
In a very special way
Hitler hates miracle
Hoping that's not right
Genocide is clever
Germans ready to fight
Adolf Hitler rules
Adolf Hitler rules

That Hitler rules
And the Nazis march
Another war ain't cool
Wish upon a star
As the Nazis get
Very cruel
Know where you are
That Hitler rules

That Hitler's really thinking
About his suicide
Some Nazis got to see him
Hope he's not alive
But Germans will bring peace
After some deadly blows
And the Germans rushing for their lives
And they know Hitler knows
Adolf Hitler rules
Adolf Hitler rules

That Hitler rules
And the Nazis march
Another war ain't cool
Wish upon a star
As the Nazis get
Very cruel
Know where you are
That Hitler rules

Germans went to Italy
Where the power lies
They still have their pistols
Even the evil will fly
Told their parents in Germany
Italians are down
And Hitler's spirit is in them
And the peace will be around

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Pacing: 2.5
How Funny: 2.7
Overall Rating: 2.8

Total Votes: 23

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Michael Pacholek - December 01, 2004 - Report this comment
Uh, I realize your screen name and Asian references suggest an affinity for Japan, once the "junior partner" of the Axis, but before you get any more bad votes, you might want to issue a comment explaining the intent of this parody.
Ingeborg S. Nordén - December 07, 2004 - Report this comment
I'm too appalled to vote--enough said.
Garth Brooks - February 18, 2005 - Report this comment
Ya know, down in Texas we have a little wave that we do with one of our fingers to show when we don't take a certain likin' to strangers. Let me tell ya', me and perhaps all of America is wavin' at ya'!
WTF????` - June 16, 2005 - Report this comment
Dude, what's your problem? You "better wish upon a star" that we won't come and kick your ass! You went from Sesame Street to Hitler....and especially don't use him as a topic for THIS song. On a final note, is "Hitler's spirit" in you since "peace is all around??"
Angel Ranger - September 07, 2005 - Report this comment
I just seen that song and it made me sick! Don't you know that Hitler was a really EVIL person. I don't know how you can just getaway with posting sone thing this sick.
Adolf - August 05, 2007 - Report this comment
AWSOME Hitler rules and i love that song good choice. just kidding about hitler rules
Natalia - August 06, 2007 - Report this comment
This truley makes me SICK! You are a sad, sad person! How COULD you post something like this, after all he did. I am absolutley appalled, I could not finish reading this... 'parody', how could you even call this a parady! This song is nothing but a discrimination against peace and love in this world! I had to write a report on Hitler and so many people in my class, including me cried and were so angry for what he did! MY GRANDMOTHER WAS DRIVEN OUT OF POLAND FROM HER FAMILY TO WORK AS A SERVANT FOR THE GERMAN PEOPLE AND THE REST OF HER FAMILY WERE KILLED BECAUSE OF HITLER!! THEY WERN'T EVEN JEWISH. MY FAMILY BECAME POOR BECAUSE OF HIM AND HE KILLED HALF OF MY GANDFATHER'S FAMILY!!! You better fricken TAKE THIS PEICE OF SH*T OFF you heartless person, how could you do such a thing. I am honetly APPALLED!!
Agrimorfee - August 06, 2007 - Report this comment
A sensitive topic to be sure. I won't vote here, just because DKTOS, but I hope that TSB was using the old-fashioned definition of "rules", meaning "leads", not "is cool". Except for the line about "genocide is clever", which I hope was meant to be ironic, I don't see anything in this parody that outright praises the Nazi party (even though it is downright confusing). I am totally sympathetic to your feelings and your heritage, Natalia. Bless you.
CourtneyLestrange - June 22, 2008 - Report this comment
Good song I loved it!!Natalia boo freakin hoo it was like 50 years get over it. Everyone else has I thought Hitler was evil but I found a site and its just totally changed my views on tbh. HEIL HITLER!!
jose - March 24, 2009 - Report this comment
k maten a todos los nazis
Adolf Hitler - May 04, 2009 - Report this comment
Ich Regel von Adolf Hitler die Welt!
Annonamous - July 13, 2009 - Report this comment
OMG... Your a f***ing leg-end (Y) f***ing amazing =D
DJ Blaze - July 14, 2009 - Report this comment
Hitler was a VERY evil man, but hey! It's just a parody. HEIL BLESSRANGER!
SexyJew - January 26, 2010 - Report this comment
I'm Jewish, my grandmother is an Auschwitz survivor, and I think this song is hilarious. There's a right way and a wrong way to tell a Holocaust joke, and the song works perfectly!

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