-> "It's Really Sappy When It Rains"
Original Song Title:
"I'm Only Happy When It Rains"
Parody Song Title:
"It's Really Sappy When It Rains"
The Lyrics
Verse 1: Kisses are sappy when it rains
They think it’s sexy in precipitation
And though it’s used for love magnification
It’s way too sappy when it rains
It’s not as tender if they’re dry and set
Why is it much more hot if they’re wet?
It’s just so sappy when it rains
Chorus: Pour on Ryan Gosling
Pour on Spidey and Mary Jane
Pour on Tom Hanks and Hunt
Pour on Orlando the pirate
Verse 2: But that’s so sappy in the rain
I watch closely as they slow-mo lean
It swiftly turns into a mush-mush scene
It’s so damn sappy when it rains!
[Instrumental Break]
[Montage of assorted rain kissing scenes from movies]
Verse 3: The Notebook launched this trend to start
Got nuts when Spidey made-out upside down
I wonder if the get rain in their mouth
But that’s what happens when it rains
They get so sopping wet their clothes see-through
Must be better spots where they can smooch
Cuz it’s so sappy in the rain
Chorus: Pour on Adam and Drew
Pour on Hilary Duff and Chad
Pour on Reese Witherspoon
Pour on Amy Adams and Pat
Pour on Sara Paxton
Pour on Téa and Jim Carrey
Pour that sappy rain down
You can kiss that’s fine with me
As long as rain’s not there!
Outro: Cuz it’s too sappy when it rains
You’re gonna hear about this dumb procedure
I see it again I will have a seizure
It’s that damn sappy when it rains
(Pour that sappy rain down on screen)
It’s really sappy when it rains
(Pour that sappy rain down on screen)
It’s really sappy when it rains
(Pour that sappy rain down on screen)
It’s really sappy when it rains
(Pour that sappy rain down on screen)
It’s really sappy when it rains!
(Pour that sappy rain down on screen)
Pour that sappy rain down on screen
Pour that sappy rain down on screen
Pour that sappy rain down on screen
I really love it when it rains!
Pour that sappy rain down on screen
Pour that sappy rain down on screen…
[Fade out]
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