-> "Mush It"
Original Song Title:
"Push It"
Parody Song Title:
"Mush It"
The Lyrics
I am fussy when I eat food
I don't mean to be a pill
I prefer it all smooshed over
Into puree, hear me out
Eat like a baby (eat like a baby), no need to bite
Eat like a baby (eat like a baby), it just feels right
No crispy salad and well-done steak, gimmee mashed plums and some runny eggs!
Mush it! Make my dinner softer!
m-m-m-Mush it! Make it thin as water!
I'm sorry if it bugs you
Please don't ask me why
I need my food real mushy
I'm SPD* inclined
Eat mash and gravy (eat mash and gravy), it just feels so right
Pour on more gravy (pour on more gravy), makes it less dry
Don't want cookies or crumbly cake, some applesauce and a protein shake!
Mush it! Make this meal more tender!
m-m-m-Mush it! Throw it in a blender!
Come on mush it, gotta mush it! Come on mush it, overstew it
Come on mush it, gotta mush it (2x)
Swishy yet tasty (swishy yet tasty)
Texture is light
Swishy yet tasty (swishy yet tasty)
My tongue feels so slight
Granola's something I can't take
Just soak that milk with my Frosted Flakes!
Mush it! Make all my food softer!
(Mush it! That is all I order)
Pie a la mode with no crust I take
(Mush it, make my food much softer!)
I do enjoy pea soup by the lake
(Mush it, make my food much softer!)
Steak tartare now licked off my plate
Some baked squash would taste twice as great!
Eat like a baby, no need to bite
Eat like a baby, no need to bite
Mush it! Mush it! Mush it! Mush it! Mush it!
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