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Song Parodies -> "Only Happy When It Pains"

Original Song Title:

"Only Happy When It Rains"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Garbage

Parody Song Title:

"Only Happy When It Pains"

Parody Written by:

Anaïs

The Lyrics

Of course, these lyrics are not true... ;-)
I'm only happy when it pains,
I'm only happy when my body's aching
I love to hear the sound of my bones breaking
I'm only happy when it pains

You know I love it when you kick my ass
And when you cut me with a broken glass
I'm only happy when it pains

Push the needle inside, push the needle inside of me
Push the needle inside, push the needle inside of me

I'm only happy when it pains
I feel good when things are going wrong
Got lots of canker sores in my tongue
I'm only happy when it pains

(Instrumental)

I only walk in the dark
So that I trip and fall into the ground
I want my body full of big, big wounds
I'm only happy when it pains

You'll get the message in an hour or two
I'll be in a hospital with my skin sewed
I'm only happy when it pains

Push the needle inside (Push the needle inside)
Push the needle inside of me (Push the needle inside)
Push the needle inside (Push the needle inside)
Push the needle inside of me (Push the needle inside)
Push the needle inside (Push the needle inside)
Push the needle inside of me (Push the needle inside)
Push the needle inside

You can come and whip me
As long as you don't care

I'm only happy when it pains
Some say my tendencies are masochistic
But what I think is just that I'm eccentric
I'm only happy when it pains (Push the needle inside of me)

I'm only happy when it pains (Push the needle inside of me)

(repeat and fade)

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