Song Parodies -> When I Show Up
| Original Song Title: | "When I Grow Up" |
| Original Performer: | Garbage |
| Parody Song Title: | "When I Show Up" |
| Parody Written by: | Joey Dearing |
This is a backslidden girl singing to the pastor of her liberal church about the hypocrisy and indifference to sin that liberalism produces.
Cut my tongue out
I've been cussing
My salvation is in doubt
Happy hours
Golden showers
I've been sinning when I'm out
Need to hold me accountable
Things we need to talk about
Sadness felt you
Hardship dealt you
I'll be back to help you
When I show up
I'll be faithful
When I show up
I'll shed the labels
Trying hard to fit among you
Doing worse than I had planned
Unprotected
I got pregnant
Felt the consequences
When I show up
I'll be faithful
When I show up
I'll shed the labels
Blood and blisters
On my fingers
Chaos rules when I'm not here
Watch my temper
I go mental
Please be more judgmental
When I show up
I'll be faithful
When I show up
I'll shed the labels
When I show up
When I show up
When I show up
I'll shed the labels
Please take offense
Gotta make amends
Rip my rep to shreds and I will grow
Please take offense
Gotta make amends
Witness to my friends so they will know
Give me guilt-trips so I won't be a ho
Make me pay back the money that I owe
I'll find another church if you're too slow
I've been cussing
My salvation is in doubt
Happy hours
Golden showers
I've been sinning when I'm out
Need to hold me accountable
Things we need to talk about
Sadness felt you
Hardship dealt you
I'll be back to help you
When I show up
I'll be faithful
When I show up
I'll shed the labels
Trying hard to fit among you
Doing worse than I had planned
Unprotected
I got pregnant
Felt the consequences
When I show up
I'll be faithful
When I show up
I'll shed the labels
Blood and blisters
On my fingers
Chaos rules when I'm not here
Watch my temper
I go mental
Please be more judgmental
When I show up
I'll be faithful
When I show up
I'll shed the labels
When I show up
When I show up
When I show up
I'll shed the labels
Please take offense
Gotta make amends
Rip my rep to shreds and I will grow
Please take offense
Gotta make amends
Witness to my friends so they will know
Give me guilt-trips so I won't be a ho
Make me pay back the money that I owe
I'll find another church if you're too slow
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