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Song Parodies -> "I'm Only Pretty When You're Drunk"

Original Song Title:

"Only Happy When It Rains"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Garbage

Parody Song Title:

"I'm Only Pretty When You're Drunk"

Parody Written by:

My name is Kenny

The Lyrics

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I'm only pretty when you're drunk
I'm really ugly when you're not sedated
But I'm a babe when you're inebriated
I'm only pretty when you're drunk

I know you'll love me when your judgment's bad
I'll be the best lay that you've ever had
I'm only pretty when you're drunk

Pour some more whiskey down
Pour some more whiskey down your throat
Pour some more whiskey down
Pour some more whiskey down your throat

I'm only pretty when you're drunk
You'll try to screw anyone at all
And I'm the last one there around last call
I'm only pretty when you're drunk

instrumental break

I'm really cute when you're plowed
Most guys won't give me a single kiss
But I know you want to get some of this
I'm only pretty when you're drunk

You know there's no one that you wouldn't do
And if I'm drunk enough I'll want you too
You're such a hottie when I'm drunk

Pour one more bottle down
Pour one more bottle down your throat
Pour one more bottle down
Pour one more bottle down your throat
You will want my company as long as you're sh*t-faced

I'm only pretty when you're drunk
You shoulda listened to the barkeep's warning
You're gonna hate yourself in the morning
I'm only pretty when you're drunk

(Pour one more bottle down your throat)
I'm only pretty when you're drunk...
(Pour one more bottle down your throat)
I'm only pretty when you're drunk...
(Pour one more bottle down your throat)
I'm only pretty when you're drunk...
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Pacing: 4.2
How Funny: 4.0
Overall Rating: 4.1
Total Votes: 39

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I wish I was Fifi Trixibelle - June 03, 2003 - Report this comment
I just pissed my pants laughing, when I read this parady, Kenny! Thanxs a lot!!!!!!! :) Ha! Ha! :)
Michael Pacholek - January 11, 2004 - Report this comment
Kenny, you've got 55 hours to guess who "Gutless" is. LOL
neminem - January 11, 2004 - Report this comment
How could this possibly not have gotten perfect 5/5/5s? Well, mine's been added, anyway.
Blethar - June 16, 2005 - Report this comment
Great parody. 5-5-5.
Red Ant - November 18, 2005 - Report this comment
Another set of 5s here, very good.

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