I'm only pretty when you're drunk
I'm really ugly when you're not sedated
But I'm a babe when you're inebriated
I'm only pretty when you're drunk

I know you'll love me when your judgment's bad
I'll be the best lay that you've ever had
I'm only pretty when you're drunk

Pour some more whiskey down
Pour some more whiskey down your throat
Pour some more whiskey down
Pour some more whiskey down your throat

I'm only pretty when you're drunk
You'll try to screw anyone at all
And I'm the last one there around last call
I'm only pretty when you're drunk

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I'm really cute when you're plowed
Most guys won't give me a single kiss
But I know you want to get some of this
I'm only pretty when you're drunk

You know there's no one that you wouldn't do
And if I'm drunk enough I'll want you too
You're such a hottie when I'm drunk

Pour one more bottle down
Pour one more bottle down your throat
Pour one more bottle down
Pour one more bottle down your throat
You will want my company as long as you're sh*t-faced

I'm only pretty when you're drunk
You shoulda listened to the barkeep's warning
You're gonna hate yourself in the morning
I'm only pretty when you're drunk

(Pour one more bottle down your throat)
I'm only pretty when you're drunk...
(Pour one more bottle down your throat)
I'm only pretty when you're drunk...
(Pour one more bottle down your throat)
I'm only pretty when you're drunk...