-> "Net Addiction"
Original Song Title:
"Lemon Tree"
Parody Song Title:
"Net Addiction"
The Lyrics
I'm surfing here on the Internet
It's been an hour or three or seven; I forget
I'm wasting my time
Though I've so much to do
Refreshing my friends page
and my inbox too
But nothing ever happens
And I wonder
I visit some forums, I feed a troll
And spam a bunch of gifs 'cos that's the way I roll
I'd like to change some points of view
And tell 'em all the things I wish that they all knew
But no one ever listens
And I wonder
I wonder how
I wonder why
Yesterday you told me 'bout the blue blue sky
And all that I can see
Is wank from folks who disagree
I'm scrolling through blogs
Up and down
Clicking posting watching reccing links around
And all that I can see
Is just a fail-whale taunting me
I'm sitting here
My chair can swivel
I don't know why I waste time reading all this drivel
But there's some magic force that compels me
I want to get off
Get to bed by three
Well, nothing ever happens
And I wonder.
Net addiction is not good for me
Net addiction
Captcha thing still
Doubts my humanity
I'm half asleep by my laptop screen
Perhaps it'll help if I go get some more caffeine
And then I'll stay up longer
And I'll wonder.
I wonder how
I wonder why
Yesterday you told me 'bout the blue blue sky
And all that I can see
Is some macro'd celebrity
I'm flipping through sites
Win and fail
dammit, there it is again, that stupid whale
And all that I can see
Is shiny pixels tempting me
And I wonder, wonder
I wonder how
I wonder why
Yesterday you told me 'bout the blue blue sky
And all that I can see
and all that I can see
and all that I can be
Is hitting F5 desperately.
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