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Five For Fighting

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The Lyrics

So why is the Big Blue Guy the only one who gets a sensitive touchy-feely song? The Dark Knight deserves something better than "da-da-da-da, da-da-da-da, Baaat-maaaaaaaaaaaaan!"
I can't fly at night,
I'm not really blind,
I feel compelled to fight,
'Cause I'm half out of my mind.

I'm not just a man,
I'm not just a bat,
I find bad guys and I pound 'em flat
It's quite easy to be mean ...

A little spoiled rich snot,
Until right in front of me
I saw both my folks get shot
And it scarred me mentally,

They call me a hero
I'm not really brave,
I've just been kissed by a rose from the grave
A regular guy
Just doing my best
To make everyone forget about Adam West
That's not easy; he's on TV ...

I don't have a catch-phrase like "Shazam"
Or "Flame on",
And I don't sleep upside-down ...
(OK, maybe ... once in a while)

I can't fly at night,
Just drive 'round in the dark
In a high-tech armored car
That's impossible to park

I'm more than a man,
I'm more than a bat,
My best friend's a bird and my girlfriend is a cat,
I'm rich and single,
I spend all my time
Trying not to get killed fighting crime,
A regular guy,
Half-man and half-bat
It's not easy ......

It's not easy ...
To be ...
A multi-million-dollar-marketing-franchise-for-DC-Comics-and-Warner-Brothers-Studios ...

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Voting Results

Pacing: 3.5
How Funny: 4.0
Overall Rating: 3.8

Total Votes: 4

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Matt Flora - June 16, 2007 - Report this comment
I thought that the song was great. I completely agree though. Other super heroes have feelings too! But yeah, the song was good, and the only time the pacing was off as far as I can remember was the last time, which was also very funny.
Matt flora - June 16, 2007 - Report this comment
Meant last line, not last time

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