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Song Parodies -> "Turkeyman"

Original Song Title:

"Superman"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Five for Fighting

Parody Song Title:

"Turkeyman"

Parody Written by:

Chris Gray

The Lyrics

I can't even fly
Hey, I am not that stupid
I'm just out to find
The left-over parts of me
I'm more than a bird... I'm more than a roast
More than some pretty food to stuff your face
It's not easy... to being meat

Wish that I could scratch
Then I could feel knees
Find a way to die
So the knife won't get me

It may sound absurd...but please don't eat me
Even turkey have the right to feed
I may be disturbed...but please won't worry
Even roasts have the right to flee
It's not easy... to being meat

Away I go... get away from me
It's all right...anyways you can't sleep at all tonight
I'm not crazy...or I think?

I can't even fly
I am not that stupid still
Men were meant to kill
With rifles between their thumbs

I'm only a turkey, in a roasting sheet
Digging for chicken feed on this one way street
Only a bird, in a roasting sheet
Just roasting in an oven over 550 degrees

550 Degrees...550 Degrees...550 Degrees...550 Degrees

I am only a bird, in roasting sheet
More than a bird, looking for me
More than a turkey, looking for rest of me

It's not easy... no no no
It's not easy... to be... meat.

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