I wish I could have met you
but now it's a little late
Once I could have kissed you
but now you have a date

They say that your round asscheeks
look all wrong
for the most part they're right but damn girl your ass looks strong

Thats why I say hey babe nice butt
thats a nice peice babe
yeah girl I say thats a nice butt
what a nice ass babe

A Girl walks by
grab it, and sigh

Now that your dates gone
and the coast is all clear
Sneak up behind you
and hold you near
you hit me with a taser
and I fall
I'm pissing myself now in the middle of the hall

but still I say hey babe nice butt
thats a cute ass girl
yeah girl I think it's a cute butt
what a nice ass girl

A girl, stun gun
I have, no fun
but thats a nice butt babe!