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Song Parodies -> "The Frank"

Original Song Title:

"The Way"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Fastball

Parody Song Title:

"The Frank"

Parody Written by:

Sarcastic Paranoid

The Lyrics

Though Gerry Studds' little October surprise was somewhat amusing in view of how it gave the lie to all the Dhimmicrats' pretended outrage (and forced some of them into offering even more pathetic lies and equivocations about him as excuses for not even trying to oust him), Studds was by no means the worst of the bunch: some of the same silly leftards currently nattering over the legal (not moral) status of Studds (which is not unlike Foley's current legal status, though Foley's indiscretion is by far the harder to find any solid grounds to prosecute) live in Massachussetts, and continue to re-elect Barney Frank. They are without excuse not only for what they have done, but for what they continue to do. If leftards were as intolerant of such misbehavior in their party as we on the right are, they wouldn't be such a danger to the youth. Of course, if they ever recognized and embraced the virtues of intolerance, they wouldn't be leftards in the first place!
He made up his mind,
And started fudge-packing;
A leftard who liked "hot bottoms" to plank;
The wimpy state laws don't forbid butt-cracking,
But they ought to spank predators like that Barney the Frank!

He put up a guy,
The young Stephen Gobie,
Who ran a prostitution ring so rank,
With hookers on call to "service" his moby;
Why didn't Congress expel that whore Barney the Frank?

Anyone can see
Those old whoring leftards' ravings are bull;
All those butt-monkeys with brown barque so full
For chicken are hungry;
They'd like kids to whore for pay.

You can see
Their phony outrage at Mark's affair
Is hypocrisy and they really don't care:
They still vote for Barney
As they did for Studds, the gay old gay...

Your children they'd schtupp,
If their crap could bind you;
The leftards know that pederasty's gay.
They're just throwing up smokescreens now to blind you;
Barney the Frank would like to frank your school's GSA!*

Leftards want to see
The homos and pedos in full control;
Stranger bedfellows have shared the same goal.
They're both from the youth cult;
They're really both very gay.

Did you know
Pelosi always fought for Barney Frank?
She also once marched ahead of NAMBLA's rank.
Like all of her party,
She likes pedos if they're gay, so gay...

Anyone should know
The road that they're walking goes straight to Hell,
Where Gerry Studds is, and the Frank may soon dwell;
That's why they've been brazen:
They know in the end they'll pay!

I can see
The leftards even further out there;
The slope's headed down, but they're not too aware.
They think they're heavenly;
They'll find out the harder way; hard way...
*"Gay-Straight Alliance"
Think I'm kidding about Nancy Pelosi? Have you ever heard about Harry Hay?
Barney Frank's in-house whorehouse and the Dhimmicrats' complete failure to punish him in any substantial way for his part in its highly illegal activities, of course, is another example of something the self-righteous leftard hypocrites are hoping you won't remember. They also hope you'll forget that the Boston Globe(!) called for Barney Frank to resign, but Nancy Pelosi voted even against the almost-unanimous vote to censure him!

What this all goes to show is that when some leftard exhorts you to "Think of the children!" you should take him at his word, and keep your children away from him. Leftards are all predators of one sort or other.

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