-> "The Frank"
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He made up his mind,
And started fudge-packing;
A leftard who liked "hot bottoms" to plank;
The wimpy state laws don't forbid butt-cracking,
But they ought to spank predators like that Barney the Frank!
He put up a guy,
The young Stephen Gobie,
Who ran a prostitution ring so rank,
With hookers on call to "service" his moby;
Why didn't Congress expel that whore Barney the Frank?
Anyone can see
Those old whoring leftards' ravings are bull;
All those butt-monkeys with brown barque so full
For chicken are hungry;
They'd like kids to whore for pay.
You can see
Their phony outrage at Mark's affair
Is hypocrisy and they really don't care:
They still vote for Barney
As they did for Studds, the gay old gay...
Your children they'd schtupp,
If their crap could bind you;
The leftards know that pederasty's gay.
They're just throwing up smokescreens now to blind you;
Barney the Frank would like to frank your school's GSA!*
Leftards want to see
The homos and pedos in full control;
Stranger bedfellows have shared the same goal.
They're both from the youth cult;
They're really both very gay.
Did you know
Pelosi always fought for Barney Frank?
She also once marched ahead of NAMBLA's rank.
Like all of her party,
She likes pedos if they're gay, so gay...
Anyone should know
The road that they're walking goes straight to Hell,
Where Gerry Studds is, and the Frank may soon dwell;
That's why they've been brazen:
They know in the end they'll pay!
I can see
The leftards even further out there;
The slope's headed down, but they're not too aware.
They think they're heavenly;
They'll find out the harder way; hard way...
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