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Song Parodies -> "No One Could Tell You The Way"

Original Song Title:

"The Way"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Fastball

Parody Song Title:

"No One Could Tell You The Way"

Parody Written by:

sloatead

The Lyrics

He packs up his sleigh, and he calls his reindeer
He visits every house in just one day
He lands his sleigh and then slides down the chimney
We know that he does this, but no one could tell you the way

He drinks up the milk, and he eats the cookies
They say about three-twenty-five he weighs
He leaves his gifts, and then, back up the chimney
We know that he does this, but no one could tell you the way

Anyone could see that Santa is flying again this year,
He's always jolly and full of good cheer
His red suit is velvet, his whiskers are white, not grey
You can see his reindeer flying all over town
How do they stay up there, why don't they fall down
I want some good answers, I want to find out today, today

He springs to his sleigh, to his team gives a whistle
He wishes all a merry Christmas day
Next Christmas he'll repeat the whole thing over
We know that he'll do this, but no one could tell you the way

Anyone could see that Santa is flying again this year,
He's always jolly and full of good cheer
His red suit is velvet, his whiskers are white, not grey
You can see his reindeer flying all over town
How do they stay up there, why don't they fall down
I want some good answers, I want to find out today, today

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anny - July 02, 2004 - Report this comment
hehe! good one!

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