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Song Parodies -> "The Sleigh"

Original Song Title:

"The Way"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Fastball

Parody Song Title:

"The Sleigh"

Parody Written by:

Bill Fennell

The Lyrics

As seen through the eyes of those Christmas specials we grew up with...
He made up his mind,
And he cancelled Christmas,
He knew it when he looked outside that day;
He went into his room and told his Missus;
That he wasn't going without even having a sleigh

He gathered the elves;
And he started talking;
He told them he had something sad to say;
He told the reindeer to get used to walking;
'Cause they weren't flying without even having a sleigh

Anyone could see that dasher and dancer and prancer too;
Comet and cupid and vixen were blue;
And donner and blitzen and rudolph said "we're through."
Santa said they had to go out there and find the sleigh;
And battle the bumble if he came their way;
Nothing must stop them, they had to find it today, today...

The hours went by;
They wound up in Whoville;
When Hermie saw something up in a cave;
The Grinch was getting toy sacks ready to fill;
And drive down the mountain because he had stole Santa's sleigh.

All the reindeer and the elves ran right up to the Grinch's side;
Accused him of stealing to which he replied;
"I know it's not my sleigh, I just needed a ride."
Then the Grinch and Santa put all the presents in to the sleigh;
There wasn't much time it was near Christmas day;
They had to get moving, there was no time to waste...to wait....

(instrumental break)

Anyone could see that Santa just wanted to get the toys;
Under the trees of the good girls and boys;
And thanks to his helpers, he was still employed;
When he got back home he could hear all the people say;
"I wonder why the Grinch stole Santa's sleigh, but he got it back now;
so Christmas day is saved, today!"
(instrumental to end)
copyright (c) 2000 Bill Fennell Check it actually being sung at:

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Dave Salman - October 02, 2014 - Report this comment
Friggin brilliant! Unbelievable. Its perfect.

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