Two-hundred-fifty bucks on the price listing
Just goes to show that life's best things aren't free
I know it looks insane with all the twisting
But, why the naysaying, without ever playing the Wii?

I said to my friend, "We should do some talkin',
'Cause now there's more important things to see.
I know you're more into Guitar Hero rockin' *
But how can you game on, and still never play on the Wii?"

It's better than PS3, 'cause you don't have to pay in gold
There's always Wii Sports, it never gets old
You'll never get tired of Mario Party 8
You can play as Shadow The Hedgehog with black, spiked hair
Won't leave your home, but you really don't care
You're longing for high-scores; you figure real life can wait...

Your children woke up, and they couldn't find it
Their mother's got it under lock and key
They begged, "Oh, Mom, please. Would you really mind it?"
(Mom, would you really mind...)
But, Mom's firmly saying, "Today there's no playing the Wii."