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Song Parodies -> "Heave"

Original Song Title:

"Breathe"

Original Performer:

Faith Hill

Parody Song Title:

"Heave"

Parody Written by:

Matt Randall

The Lyrics

I can see the chunks floatin' in the bowl
Drinking so much gets you that way
I watch the bile slowly drip down your chin, and I, oh I
Don't really know what to say

And that smell just seems to waft along the breeze
When I'm trying to help get you cleaned up
The whole world just fades away, the only thing I hear
Is the hurling of your lunch

And I can hear you heave, it's sickening to me
Suddenly I'm feeling ill too
There's nothing left to lose, your stomach's as empty as can be
Caught up in the rush, don't forget to flush!
Oh baby, this isn't the way this evening was supposed to be
Listening to you heave
Just heave

By the way, I think dinner is coming up
As I'm hearing more bits come falling down
Vomiting more that you did before and I know and you know
There's no need for that condom now

And I can hear you heave, it's sickening to me
Suddenly I'm feeling ill too
There's nothing left to lose, your stomach's as empty as can be
Caught up in the rush, don't forget to flush!
Oh baby, this isn't the way this evening was supposed to be
Listening to you heave
Just heave

Caught up in the rush, don't forget to flush!
Oh baby, this isn't the way this evening was supposed to be
Listening to you heave
Just heave

I can see the chunks floatin' in the bowl
Drinking so much gets you that way

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