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Song Parodies -> "Squeeze"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

Faith Hill

Parody Song Title:


Parody Written by:

Laurie Alexander

The Lyrics

I look for things to squeeze almost everywhere
Squeezing things makes me grin all day
I search for squeezable things everyplace
It’s weird, but I’ve always been this way

All day long I dream about what to squeeze
Fuzzy bunny, my good luck charm
A nerf ball, a mound of clay
So many things I can squeeze are racing through my mind

So, what else can I squeeze
Oh tell me pretty please
Truthfully, I don’t know what to do
There’s gotta be slimy goo
Maybe a soft fresh bagel with lox
Love squeezing so much
A diaper covered tush
Maybe, I’m odd but I just love things that are squishy
I just need to squeeze
Oh squeeze

It’s great to squeeze a bottle of Heinz Ketchup
And an blob of silly putty
Sponges as I clean the tile floors
And I know that I just have to squeeze my son’s stuffed cow

And what else can I squeeze
Besides some ticklish feet
Perhaps a ripe juicy grapefruit too
Not water from a stone
Footballs caught in your team’s own end zone
A pillow on your bed
Your belly that’s been fed
Maybe, I’m strange but I just love things that are mushy
Oh, the things I squeeze
Just squeeze

Toothpaste tubes and such
I love squeezing so much
Hey now, doesn’t everyone just love squeezing like me?
I just love to squeeze
Must squeeze

I look for things to squeeze just ‘bout everywhere
Squeezing things makes me grin all day

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