-> "Bees"
Original Song Title:
"Breathe"
Parody Song Title:
"Bees"
The Lyrics
I just feel all panicked, worse than a bomb scare
The Ku Klux Klan is much more tame
Only one thing makes me crap my pants, and whine
I get "hives" and start to pray
Phobias just seem to settle with the bees
When I'm crying, curled up in a ball
Like a small girl I scream away
The only thing I fear
Is the buzzing and it's dart
Cause what's the deal with bees
Their stinger's taunting me
My bravery is melting into goo
There's no way to disprove
Baby, Is what I become, I plea
Apocalypse ain't much
Nor Cold War and the such
All we have to have to fear
Is fear itself, I guess, it seems
Oh, and yeah those bees…
AHHHHHHHH!!!
BEEEEEEEES!!!!!!
I served in "Nam, and I've even been blown up
Once I dived in toxic waste, and almost drowned
Been stabbed, limbs torn off all before
But I know
My worst foe
Is that teensy pinprick… "Ow!"
Cause I can't stand those bees
It's terror level green
It feels worse than welt sting with hot glue
A cut, a scar, a bruise
Baby, it would fill me with more glee
Light my balls with match
Force me to watch Snatch*
Try me, with any torture that a crazy nutcase thinks
Make sure there's no bees
NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
BEEEEEEEEEEEES!!!!!
I swear I saw a hive
I soon won't be alive
Baby, There's not a need for you to go mock me
I'm afraid of bees
Damn… Bees
I can see the hornets flying in the air
Seeing them move… wets my undies
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