Song Parodies -> Bees
| Original Song Title: | "Breathe" |
| Original Performer: | Faith Hill |
| Parody Song Title: | "Bees" |
| Parody Written by: | Matthias |
Part of my Ages of Amiright...... Event 2
I just feel all panicked, worse than a bomb scare
The Ku Klux Klan is much more tame
Only one thing makes me crap my pants, and whine
I get "hives" and start to pray
Phobias just seem to settle with the bees
When I'm crying, curled up in a ball
Like a small girl I scream away
The only thing I fear
Is the buzzing and it's dart
Cause what's the deal with bees
Their stinger's taunting me
My bravery is melting into goo
There's no way to disprove
Baby, Is what I become, I plea
Apocalypse ain't much
Nor Cold War and the such
All we have to have to fear
Is fear itself, I guess, it seems
Oh, and yeah those bees…
AHHHHHHHH!!!
BEEEEEEEES!!!!!!
I served in "Nam, and I've even been blown up
Once I dived in toxic waste, and almost drowned
Been stabbed, limbs torn off all before
But I know
My worst foe
Is that teensy pinprick… "Ow!"
Cause I can't stand those bees
It's terror level green
It feels worse than welt sting with hot glue
A cut, a scar, a bruise
Baby, it would fill me with more glee
Light my balls with match
Force me to watch Snatch*
Try me, with any torture that a crazy nutcase thinks
Make sure there's no bees
NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
BEEEEEEEEEEEES!!!!!
I swear I saw a hive
I soon won't be alive
Baby, There's not a need for you to go mock me
I'm afraid of bees
Damn… Bees
I can see the hornets flying in the air
Seeing them move… wets my undies
The Ku Klux Klan is much more tame
Only one thing makes me crap my pants, and whine
I get "hives" and start to pray
Phobias just seem to settle with the bees
When I'm crying, curled up in a ball
Like a small girl I scream away
The only thing I fear
Is the buzzing and it's dart
Cause what's the deal with bees
Their stinger's taunting me
My bravery is melting into goo
There's no way to disprove
Baby, Is what I become, I plea
Apocalypse ain't much
Nor Cold War and the such
All we have to have to fear
Is fear itself, I guess, it seems
Oh, and yeah those bees…
AHHHHHHHH!!!
BEEEEEEEES!!!!!!
I served in "Nam, and I've even been blown up
Once I dived in toxic waste, and almost drowned
Been stabbed, limbs torn off all before
But I know
My worst foe
Is that teensy pinprick… "Ow!"
Cause I can't stand those bees
It's terror level green
It feels worse than welt sting with hot glue
A cut, a scar, a bruise
Baby, it would fill me with more glee
Light my balls with match
Force me to watch Snatch*
Try me, with any torture that a crazy nutcase thinks
Make sure there's no bees
NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
BEEEEEEEEEEEES!!!!!
I swear I saw a hive
I soon won't be alive
Baby, There's not a need for you to go mock me
I'm afraid of bees
Damn… Bees
I can see the hornets flying in the air
Seeing them move… wets my undies
*In my opinion one of the worst films of all time
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Loved it, 5s,good one to follow my Poison Ivy one
hives, oops, i mean fives
I went apiary over this.
Really enjoyed this, Matty! sang along to the OS with a big smile on my face. Great work! 555
Nice one! 5's for the hives!
bees give you hives LMAO ! 5s for the hives a cute little offering,nice one.
(AGES) Snatch is definitely not the worst film ever, but I won't hold that against you in my critique. No, it was just very hard to read this against the song...sure it paces, but the accent she gives to certain words often don't match up with your lyrics, making it hard to enjoy, particularly in the verses. The choruses, however, were a laugh riot.
(AGES) I liked it, It wasn't my favorite by you, but then again, you can only have one favoirte. . .I don't think if/when I perform another one by you that this will be my first choice, but it may still make top 5 in this contest--this round was a bit open for me.
(AGES) OS = too mushy for my tastes. Your parody = just awesome for my tastes!
(Ages) I...hate...this...song...my parents have forced me to listen to it too many times for my sanity. But this was really awesome! As an apiphobe (look it up) myself, I can definitely sympathize.
This parody stings!---MM
(Ages) I liked this...I'm afraid of bees too. Even more so than owl beaks.
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