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Song Parodies -> "The Doctor"

Original Song Title:

"John Gaudie"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Fairport Convention

Parody Song Title:

"The Doctor"

Parody Written by:

Claire Chaplin

The Lyrics

A version of this Fairport Convention song based on the television series Doctor Who. One of my favourites of my songs from a rather large collection.
The Doctor is a wanderer
From Gallifrey it's told
Many companions he has had
His TARDIS he had stolen
They've ran up stairs and they've helped the worlds
As they travelled the universe
Of all the people in all the world
No kinder could be found

When he left Gallifrey
The Time Lords hadn't seen his like before
He left to explore the universe
Left in a TARDIS

He had to save the world from evil
That came from far and wide
He has the only mind
To drive them away
The Master is another Time Lord
Who left his world behind
He wants to help the evil
And rule worlds by their side

When he left Gallifrey
The Time Lords hadn't seen his like before
He left to explore the universe
Left in a TARDIS

The Master is the Doctor's foe
Hampering his goal
Can hypnotise and also bribe
But the Doctor he couldn't stop
He knows the Master very
Well indeed
Like the heat of the blazing sun
The Master would return
For to gain revenge

One day on the planet Earth
On commercial street
Between the street and the restaurant
He felt a terrible heat
He collapsed, the mental force
Was too strong for him
But when he woke he was there
The Master's here again

When he left Gallifrey
The Time Lords hadn't seen his like before
He left to explore the universe
Left in a TARDIS

The Doctor's companion came
And stopped the Master's plan
When the Doctor destroyed the mental force
The Master had disappeared
To his TARDIS so they say
The Doctor left soon after
He and his companion in the TARDIS
another adventure on the way

When he left Gallifrey
The Time Lords hadn't seen his like before
He left to explore the universe
Left in a TARDIS

When he left Gallifrey
The Time Lords hadn't seen his like before
He left to explore the universe
Left in a TARDIS

When he left Gallifrey
The Time Lords hadn't seen his like before
He left to explore the universe
Left in a TARDIS
copyright Claire Chaplin 2004

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