-> "My Fart Is Blind"
Original Song Title:
"Love Is Blind"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"My Fart Is Blind"
The Lyrics
Verse1
Hey, yo I don't even know why people talk about me
And why they say I'm so freaking stinky
Why they crack on the smell of my butt feet
And why they ask me if I fart in my sleep
But this aint gone last forever, it gone stop someday
Instead of listening to my butt they will hear what I have to say
And what I have to say does not smell indeed
Unlike my fart which will make you fall to your to your knees
So you better go head and get your kneepads
Because my fart is just too bad
And I'm sorry to say it gone last forever
And no time soon, it gone get better
Chorus
My fart is blind, and it will take over your mind
If my fart was loud, and you don't even care
You need to elevate and smell
Verse 2
I don't even know why I pass gas, so what
Don't know why it stinks or why it comes out my butt
Why people cover their nose every time I pass
And why every time they see me they leave in a flash
But I don't care, maybe it's a sign
To tell people that my fart is blind
This is my testimony, I'm just telling the truth
All I'm really doing is trying to protect the youth
So they can have friends and grow o.k.
Unlike me, that when I farted, they all ran away
And to those senior citizens that got something to say
I aint gone fart near yall, yall might pass away
Chorus
Verse 3
I don't even know why I fart, I just do
It happens every time I bend down to tie my shoe
So ask the people who said "Yo butt need perfume"
And then ask them how they got in the emergency room
Cause when they heard my butt cock there were no more smiles
And it don't matter where you at, it covers 10,000 miles
This a serious issue, but soon I'm gone die
And I'm gone leave so many people dramatized
But it aint my fault, I was born like this
I have always fought with my fart and not my fist
So I'm gone leave you a clue for you to find
Someone else whose fart was more blind than mine
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