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Song Parodies -> "The Internet Dating Song"

Original Song Title:

"Pretending"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Eric Clapton

Parody Song Title:

"The Internet Dating Song"

Parody Written by:

The Great Karlando

The Lyrics

Not based on a true story...well not in my life anyway...I'm sure this has happened to someone before.
I met a girl on the internet, eharmony.com
Just about 5 foot 3, she's da bomb
Workin' on my new pickup lines, tryin to make 'em not too gay
You say only freaks get chicks this way

You say they're usually pretending, that they're not too fat
You say they're usually pretending, pretending that they're all that
Pretending, pretending, pretending

Talked to her for hours on end, everything was great
I knew she'd be the girl I'm searching for, it's fate

I never thought she was pretending, she was just so fine
I was the one that was pretending, pretending that she was mine
Pretending, pretending, pretending

I told her I wanted to meet her in real life
Told her I want to make her my wife

She was pretending, s**t hit the fan
She was pretending, she was a man
She was pretending, s**t hit the fan
She was pretending, she was a man
Pretending, pretending, pretending

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neminem - January 02, 2004 - Report this comment
Not bad... not as good as the Throwing Toasters song, Online Love. Which you can't get anymore because it was on mp3.com. Grr.

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