I met a girl on the internet, eharmony.com
Just about 5 foot 3, she's da bomb
Workin' on my new pickup lines, tryin to make 'em not too gay
You say only freaks get chicks this way

You say they're usually pretending, that they're not too fat
You say they're usually pretending, pretending that they're all that
Pretending, pretending, pretending

Talked to her for hours on end, everything was great
I knew she'd be the girl I'm searching for, it's fate

I never thought she was pretending, she was just so fine
I was the one that was pretending, pretending that she was mine
Pretending, pretending, pretending

I told her I wanted to meet her in real life
Told her I want to make her my wife

She was pretending, s**t hit the fan
She was pretending, she was a man
She was pretending, s**t hit the fan
She was pretending, she was a man
Pretending, pretending, pretending