Song Parodies -> Farts in Heaven
| Original Song Title: | "Tears in Heaven" |
| Original Performer: | Eric Clapton |
| Parody Song Title: | "Farts in Heaven" |
| Parody Written by: | Fluffy The Humper |
Would you know my name
If I farted in heaven
Will it smell the same
If I farted in heaven
I must be strong, and fart for long
Cause I know my farts don't belong
Here in heaven
Would you hold my hand
If I farted in heaven
Would you help me breathe
If I farted in heaven
I'll find a way, through night and day
Cause I know I just can't fart
Here in heaven
Farts can bring you down
Farts can bend your knee
Farts can break your heart
Have you begging please
Begging please (fart moreeee)
(instrumental farts)
Beyond the toilet door
There's peace I'm sure.
And I know there'll be no more...
Farts in heaven
Would you know my name
If I farted in heaven
Will it smell the same
If I let one rip in heaven
I must be strong, and fart for long
Cause I know my farts don't belong
Here in heaven
Cause I know my farts don't belong
Here in heaven...
If I farted in heaven
Will it smell the same
If I farted in heaven
I must be strong, and fart for long
Cause I know my farts don't belong
Here in heaven
Would you hold my hand
If I farted in heaven
Would you help me breathe
If I farted in heaven
I'll find a way, through night and day
Cause I know I just can't fart
Here in heaven
Farts can bring you down
Farts can bend your knee
Farts can break your heart
Have you begging please
Begging please (fart moreeee)
(instrumental farts)
Beyond the toilet door
There's peace I'm sure.
And I know there'll be no more...
Farts in heaven
Would you know my name
If I farted in heaven
Will it smell the same
If I let one rip in heaven
I must be strong, and fart for long
Cause I know my farts don't belong
Here in heaven
Cause I know my farts don't belong
Here in heaven...
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555 - I think there's another place reserved for farters.
Haha, there sure is. Unlike the original version, this one is about a father and his son, who had such a bond. They used to fart together all the time, in cinemas... on the dog's face while it's asleep... in the bath tub then laugh at the bubbles that appear... But one day, while trying to fart on the balcony at an unsuspecting crow, the boy fell to his death... This is the song by his father to him... * wipes tear *
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