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Song Parodies -> "Threes And Sevens"

Original Song Title:

"Tears In Heaven"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Eric Clapton

Parody Song Title:

"Threes And Sevens"

Parody Written by:

Forteen and Baeutiful

The Lyrics

18 down, 2 to go...
I will lose the game
If I roll three or seven
That would be a shame
To roll three or roll seven
Without a doubt
I'd crap right out
Yes, I sure can do without
Threes and sevens...

I did what I could
To avoid rolling seven
Clutched my rabbit foot...
Can't afford to roll seven
Won't play blackjack
The cards are stacked
Here, I'll win my money back
No more sevens...

Three! You brought me down! Three, you've bent my knees.
Three you broke my heart, got me begging please, no more threes

Before I roll
The dice I'll blow
And I know there'll be no more
Threes or sevens.

I'll lose all my cash
If I roll three or seven
I'll have no more stash
If I roll three or roll seven
Without a doubt
I'd crap right out
Yes, I sure can do without
Threes and sevens

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 5

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FAB - July 15, 2004 - Report this comment
Grrr -- we forgot to make a change. That should have been: "lost at blackjack (the cards were stacked)..." Thanks in advance for reading!
FAB - July 15, 2004 - Report this comment
p.s., thanks to Phil's pacing tuturing, we know the blackjack line isn't great because of how the syllables are stressed (right Phil?), but we're still learning... :-)
Ashkicksass - July 15, 2004 - Report this comment
Your pacing was great, and so was this song! I loved it!
FAB - July 15, 2004 - Report this comment
Ashkicksass, thanks for reading this!
Serafina - July 15, 2004 - Report this comment
I don't gamble a lot, but I found this parody really good! How about rolling a 5 for pacing, funny, and overall?
FAB - July 15, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks, Serafina.
Paul Robinson - September 06, 2004 - Report this comment
Good job, FAB - 5's

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