Making fun of music, one song at a time. Since the year 2000.
Check out the two amIright misheard lyrics books including one book devoted to misheard lyrics of the 1980s.
(Toggle Right Side Navigation)

Song Parodies -> "Perfect Hairdo"

Original Song Title:

"Perfect Stranger"

Original Performer:

Erasure

Parody Song Title:

"Perfect Hairdo"

Parody Written by:

Rage Onyx

The Lyrics

Heck, I wasted my time
Waiting for my long hair
It should have grown by now

To be taken in
by an ad for Rogaine
that I saw on TV

Yeah, they fooled me
the Hair Club for Men
said that they could help me

Maybe it will grow out
but I'm sittin here with a bald spot
How smooth it feels
Heck I'd even settle for some peach fuzz

and I cry... hahahayeeay

I said, So long
Oh sweet hair of mine
You were shiny and bright
and indestructible

Nothing I'd rather do
Than run a brush through you
at least 20 strokes

Now, bald on top
I'm kidding myself
That's the way it should be

Maybe it will grow out
but there's way too much in the sink space
It all fell out
Now my perfect hairdo is a goner

I see this guy try to tell me
That if my hair just won't grow
The-en heee'll replace it
with hair
from my
nose

(Oh hair, Hair, soft smooth hair)

Heck, I wasted my time
Waiting for my long hair
It should have grown by now

I was taken in
by an ad for Rogaine
that I saw on TV

Still, bald on top
I'm kidding myself
That's the way it should be

Maybe it will grow now
I blew wads of cash on this hair goop
Still falling out
Yeah my perfect hairdo is a goner

(fade to end)

Your Vote & Comment Counts

The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for the website and they appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to leave a comment below about this parody.

Place Your Vote

 LittleLots
Matches Pace of
Original Song: 
How Funny: 
Overall Score: 



In order for your vote to count, you need to hit the 'Place Your Vote' button.
 

Voting Results

 
Pacing: 4.5
How Funny: 4.0
Overall Rating: 4.5

Total Votes: 2

Voting Breakdown

The following represent how many people voted for each category.

    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   0
 0
 0
 
 2   0
 0
 0
 
 3   0
 0
 0
 
 4   1
 2
 1
 
 5   1
 0
 1
 

User Comments

Comments are subject to review, and can be removed by the administration of the site at any time and for any reason.

The author of the parody has authorized comments, and wants YOUR feedback.

Link To This Page

The address of this page is: http://www.amiright.com/parody/90s/erasure0.shtml For help, see the examples of how to link to this page.

This is view # 651