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Song Parodies -> "Stan and Santa"

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Eminem feat. Dido

Parody Song Title:

"Stan and Santa"

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The Lyrics

Just read it
It will soon be Christmas Day
They're going out to sleigh
He'll come slide right down my chimney
To give some gum an' treats
I've got silvers bells, and Santa's elves
It's my favorite holiday
They remind me that it's Christmas time
It's Christmas time

Dear Santa.
How's it going? Yo it's Stan. What's up?
I wanted to send you my letter earlier
You know, to beat the Christmas rush.
I know we already spoke when I saw you at the mall
But I thought you might forget
So just bring me what I wrote on this list,
And we'll be all set.
First off, I want a Sony Playstation 2
And a bunch of games, I don't care which ones
I'll leave that up to you.
I want that Teenage Dirtbag CD by Weathus
Some health figure jeans and a new par of Adidas.
Bring me a TV and a home computer.
A fat leather jacket and a racer scooter
I don't want no books I don't want no socks
I don't want none of that stuff.
I trust you Santa I know you'll hook a brother up.
Hey and listen: after delivering all those gifts
I think you're ready to party
So instead of cookies and milk
I'ma hook you up with a bottle of Bacardi
Well, I know you got a lot to do and a lot to plan
So just beep me if you got any questions.
Yo I'm out. This is Stan.


Dear Fat Man.
You didn't bring me nothing I asked you to!
I guess this is all some kind of sick joke to you.
Does messing with me bring you some kind of joy?
I asked you for a Playstation 2
You brang me a gameboy!
And what's up with this chemistry set that wasn't on the list G.
And what in the world makes you think I'd want Britney Spears CD?
I think you've been in the cold to long it must have froze your brain.
I specifically said no socks, I got 14 pairs, are you insane?
And where's my racer scooter, did you leave that on the shelf?
JeezeLouise Santa. Do I have to do everything myself?
You better bring me my stuff by New Year
Or next year I won't leave you none of my daddy's beer.
Do we understand each other Santa?
Good, that's what I thought.
P. S. Tell Mrs. Claus, I think she's hot.

Dear Stan.
Don't threaten me you snot-nosed little punk.
There's a very good reason I left you all that whacked junk.
I make two lists each year to separate everybody
I got one list for the nice and one list for the naughty.
In February this year you stole some cash from your mother
In March you beat the crap out of your poor little brother.
In April you skipped 3 days of school
And in May you started smoking "cause you thought it was cool.
In June you stole a bicycle with no hesitation.
July and August, hmm you where ok.
What, you take a vacation?
September my goodness, you made quite an impression.
Burglary, assault, and a gun possession.
So you see you little scumbag, there's a reason you got this.
You were at the very top on my naughty boys list.
So complain all you want about your lame Christmas gifts.
You got what you deserved.
P.S. Thanks for the beer it was the shiznit.

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Pacing: 4.3
How Funny: 4.9
Overall Rating: 4.8

Total Votes: 10

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 4   5
 5   4

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Isaac Hunt - July 25, 2005 - Report this comment
this is funny,well done Tyrell
Not Saying My Name - July 25, 2005 - Report this comment
I thought this was done in the 00's, oh well. Nice job on the parody anyway. I thought it was quite funny. However, I don't know whether to vote 5 or 4 for pacing, since there were a few minor pacing probs.
Tyrell - July 25, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks I have one on Vanilla Ice and Ciara and they should be on the site tomorrow
Liam McCormack (LamaRocks) - July 26, 2005 - Report this comment
i thought it was gr-ate.
Yet Another Dutchman - July 27, 2005 - Report this comment
Somehow, this parody has a delightfully relaxing effect. Here's some fives as an early Christmas gift.
MIKE - December 12, 2010 - Report this comment
I'M SORRY 2004

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