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Song Parodies -> "Good/Bad Conscience"

Original Song Title:

"Guilty Conscience"

Original Performer:

Eminem and Dr. Dre

Parody Song Title:

"Good/Bad Conscience"

Parody Written by:

S.T.G. and DarkJon64

The Lyrics

[announcer]
Meet Herman, 84 years old.
End of his life and is startin to get sick,
Then his Ahlseimers kicks in.
("What? Who are you? I never had a grand daughter!")
But halfway through the conversation, he has a heart attack,
And suddenly, he starts hearing voices in his head.
("Dammit, I knew I should have taken my pills today")

[DarkJon64]
Alright, stop! (Huh?)
Now before you walk into the bright distant white light
Without puttin' up no fight
You better think of the consequence (But who are you?)
You don't remember? I'm your conscience

[S.T.G.]
That's nonsense!
Go in, and gamble your whole life, because it's nuttin' worth livin'.
And fill out your last wills, because soon you will stop breathin'.
Tell God you're coming today.
You'll be dead anyway, because of those pills in your lemonade.

[DarkJon64]
Yeah but if you walk right through like you're supposed to
Your whole family loves you and they'll miss you
Think about it before you walk through the light first
Put up a fight first, you're old but your not a white corpse

[S.T.G.]
Forget them, do that, do your last wish.
Do you expect your kids to pay for you? Are they that rich?
Who should really care if you do die? Are you a big priss?
Do you really wanna know if you'll have great-great grandkids.

[DarkJon64]
Man, don't go through it, it's not worth life to lose it! (You're right!)
Not over this shit (Stop!) Take your medicine. (I will!)
Don't listen to STG, he can't even rhyme, see?
{Jon, I think you have a little problem with me})



Mike(C'mon I'll get us through this)
Girl("Mmm, I don't know!")
Mike("Look baby....")
Girl("Man!")
Mike("This plagerism case will go alright, right?")
Girl("Sure okay.")

[announcer]
Meet Mike, a lawyer, 28 yrs. old. ("I'll win this case!")
While defending a young girl for a plagerism suit,
Court starts gettin' not so pretty in the second half..
Once again, his conscience comes into play... ("Shit!")

[S.T.G.]
Now listen to me, after this little thing,
Defending her ass, I'll think this one you'll wing.
Now all yo' gotta do is con the girl into doin' you
(Yo, this case is only about her and a lawsuit
You shouldn't make her pay you back. It's not fair.)
Yo' do you think gettin' on her ass is pretty fair? (Hell yeah!)
Con the chick into doin' it in your car bare.
Til she can't file a lawsuit against you, and make you scared.
(Man, haven't you seen that case/worker sex ain't real)
Hey, I watch Fox, I watch porn, and Ally McBeal.
(Damn, you wanna f**k yourself up for jail)
Man forget that, just screw her, do her, bail.....


[announcer]
Meet Georgie, a twenty-nine year old FBI agent.
In the middle of a hard day's work,
he walks in the door of an abandoned warehouse
to find a great white ship and an alien
("WHAT THE HECK?!?!")
("{some alien sound effect}")

[DarkJon64]
Alright calm down, relax, start breathin..

[S.T.G.]
Screw that, man, you just saw a creepy-ass a-li-en.
While you at work, the sucker's comes down plottin' to blow us up.
Freakin' shoot to kill man, blow that sucker's head off!

[DarkJon64]
Wait! What if there's an explanation for this ship?
(What? It slipped? Fell? Ran out of gasoline?)
Alright STG, maybe he's right Georgie
But you better destroy the evidence then notify the president

[S.T.G.]
Okay! Thought about it, still wanna shoot him.
Take control over the vehicle, take a cruise, and nuke some one.
That's what I'd do, be quick don't be a big flake.
You gonna take advice from some guy who screwed Ricki Lake?

[DarkJon64]
What'chu say? (What's wrong? Didn't think I'd remember?)
I'ma kill you motherf**ker!

[S.T.G.]
Uhhh-aahh! Temper, temper!
Mr. Jon? Mr. I am the bomb?
Mr. STG comin' straight from Wisconsin ya'll this ain't Compton.
Why in the world, you tell this guy not to shoot it.

[DarkJon64]
Cause he s'posed to get this into the president
Been there, done that.. past and present
What am I sayin? Shoot the damn alien, take his ship and get the hell out of here!
{pistol shoots, and you hear spaceship fly away}
DarkJon wrote his own parts, and S.T.G wrote his own parts.

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