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Song Parodies -> "Will They Go for Two Tonight?"

Original Song Title:

"Can You Feel the Love Tonight?"

Original Performer:

Elton John/Tim Rice (Disney's The Lion King)

Parody Song Title:

"Will They Go for Two Tonight?"

Parody Written by:

Rich Lyons

The Lyrics

I'm a loon. That's all I have to say.
I can see what's happening
And they don't have a clue
They'll go downfield and here's the bottom line. .
They're gonna go for two-

The sweet taste of a touchdown
Electric in the air
And to take the lead away from us-
They only need a pair. . .

Will they go for two tonight
To put the game away
Or do they take it into overtime
It's just so hard to say. .

So many ways to call it
But how to make it work?
A bootleg to the left? Impossible!
We'll stop the runner short. .

He's drawing up a gameplan,
But what, I can't decide-
Why can't it be the play I think it is,
A draw to the inside?

Will they go for two tonight
To put the game away
Or do they take it into overtime
It's just so hard to say. .

Will they go for two tonight
They needn't try too hard-
Speeding through
The man-zone coverage,
They'll only need two yards

And if they go for two tonight
Then it can be assumed
Our nickelbacks are too incompetent,
Our playoff hopes are doomed!


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Kim West - April 01, 2005 - Report this comment
You turned a sweet, romantic song and twisted into a rough and ready sports song. It works and I will give 555, but when you said, "going for two tonight" I had something completely different in mind. (Bad Kim, now taking her mind out of the gutter) ~.^

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