"Let's Motor"
(Wedding Bells)
From the day he arrived on the rocket
And blew out the candle in the wind
There's more to hear sing than I'm Still Standing
More do now that he's a married mon

Some say wed or be heathen
Some say gay or lesbi
But all are agreed as they watch their TV
You should never do this kinda gig

When you marry a guy
When a spend a fortune
It's the Will of Grace
It's the Fab of Five
Though we grab our mace
Spraying John we're minding
When you marry
When marry a guy

Some of us flock to the tabloids
Some of us go stalk the stars
And some of us are glued to E! Channel
At least it'll last longer than the Spears

I wonder just who'll wear the dress there
When he marries this gay Furnish clown
But with church bells on high for this flaming gay guy
Keeps the meek hope the bar's an endless round

When you marry a guy
When you spend a fortune
It's the Will of Grace
It's the Fab of Five
Though we grab our mace
Spraying John we're minding
When you marry
Marry a guy

It's the Village of People
It's the Birdcage
It's the Queer as Folk
Though he found his place
Love Shack on Main Street
When you marry
Marry a Guy

In the church we're whining
When you marry
Marry a guy