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Song Parodies -> "Splinter Got Runover by a Kitten"

Original Song Title:

"Grandma Got Runover by a Reindeer"

Original Performer:

Elmo and Patsy

Parody Song Title:

"Splinter Got Runover by a Kitten"

Parody Written by:

Brady Twins

The Lyrics

Another TMNT parody! Sorry to all Splinter fans!
Splinter got run over by a kitten,
Walking home to the sewers on Christmas Eve,
You can say there's no such thing as Catman,
But as for me and Mikey, we believe

He's been drinking too much black tea,
and we begged him not to go,
But he forgot his medication,
so he staggered out the door and through the snow.
When we found him Christmas morning,
at the scene of the attack,
There were paw-prints on his forehead,
And incriminating claw-marks on his back
Now, we're all so proud of Leo,
He's been taking this so well,
See him in there meditating,
Drinking coke and playing chess with Raphael
It's not Christmas without Splinter,
All the family's dressed in mink,
And we just can't help but wonder,
Should we burn up his fur or turn it pink?
Turn it pink! (Chorus)

Now the rat is in the coffin,
And the beef stew made of fig,
And the black and yellow candles
That would just have matched the hair in Splinter's wig.
I warned all my friends and neighbors,
Better pray for that rat!
They should never give a license
to a girl drives a truck and plays with cats
Sing it, Donny!

We don't own TMNT...

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Pacing: 4.0
How Funny: 4.3
Overall Rating: 4.3

Total Votes: 3

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andrew coolest dude - March 15, 2005 - Report this comment
Isn't this a duplicate of
Michael Pacholek - March 15, 2005 - Report this comment
First of all, what's TMNT? Second of all, isn't getting run over by a kitten the "cute" equivalent of a model of Stonehenge getting crushed by a dwarf?
Unknown - March 15, 2005 - Report this comment
(sighs) 1st, TMNT stands for Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. And second, I think getting runover by a kitten is better than gettnig crushed by a dwarf.
Stephen aka Step-chan - September 01, 2005 - Report this comment
555, good one.

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