-> "J-Lo's Song"
Original Song Title:
"Blue"
Parody Song Title:
"J-Lo's Song"
The Lyrics
Yo, listen up, here's a story
About a queen diva who lives in a posh world
And all day and all night, and every thing she sess
Is just men, inside and outside
J-Lo's house a cool little window
Where you see all the sex
And everything is hot for her, and herself
And every dumb jock around
Cause she ain't got nobody to commit to
CHORUS
J-Lo, if I was Ben, I would die
If I was Ben, I would die
If I was Ben, I would die
You see there's Marc Anthony peeping into her window
While Ben is taking off all that she wears
And she walks the streets thinking I'm so hot
i have ten boyfriends and they're also so hot
I love every man that I see around
I hop in his corvette, and we drive around
He likes the words, what I say and what I think
He likes the feelings when someone's inside me (ouch)
CHORUS
You see there's Marc Anthony peeping into her window
While Ben is taking off all that she wears
And she walks the streets thinking I'm so hot
i have ten boyfriends and they're also so hot
I love every man that I see around
I hop in his corvette, and we drive around
He likes the words, what I say and what I think
He likes the feelings when someone's inside me (ouch)
CHORUS
Inside and outside
J-Lo's house a cool little window
Where you see all the sex
And everything is hot for her, and herself
And every dumb jock around
Cause she ain't got nobody to commit to
CHORUS
J-Lo, all the men have you high
And Marc, AYE CHIHUAHUA!!!!
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