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Song Parodies -> "J-Lo's Song"

Original Song Title:

"Blue"

Original Performer:

Eiffel 65

Parody Song Title:

"J-Lo's Song"

The Lyrics

So you must be thinking to yourself...how in the world did this guy turn that annoying Blue Da Ba Dee crap into something about J-Lo herself? Read this and find out!
Yo, listen up, here's a story
About a queen diva who lives in a posh world
And all day and all night, and every thing she sess
Is just men, inside and outside
J-Lo's house a cool little window
Where you see all the sex
And everything is hot for her, and herself
And every dumb jock around
Cause she ain't got nobody to commit to

CHORUS
J-Lo, if I was Ben, I would die
If I was Ben, I would die
If I was Ben, I would die

You see there's Marc Anthony peeping into her window
While Ben is taking off all that she wears
And she walks the streets thinking I'm so hot
i have ten boyfriends and they're also so hot
I love every man that I see around
I hop in his corvette, and we drive around
He likes the words, what I say and what I think
He likes the feelings when someone's inside me (ouch)

CHORUS

You see there's Marc Anthony peeping into her window
While Ben is taking off all that she wears
And she walks the streets thinking I'm so hot
i have ten boyfriends and they're also so hot
I love every man that I see around
I hop in his corvette, and we drive around
He likes the words, what I say and what I think
He likes the feelings when someone's inside me (ouch)

CHORUS

Inside and outside
J-Lo's house a cool little window
Where you see all the sex
And everything is hot for her, and herself
And every dumb jock around
Cause she ain't got nobody to commit to

CHORUS

J-Lo, all the men have you high
And Marc, AYE CHIHUAHUA!!!!

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Pacing: 3.9
How Funny: 4.0
Overall Rating: 3.9

Total Votes: 8

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Joey Lawrence (no, not the actor) - July 22, 2004 - Report this comment
2.0? You're kidding, right? That was a damn good parody!
Joey Lawrence (no, not the actor) - July 30, 2004 - Report this comment
That's more like it!
Christie Marie M - July 22, 2006 - Report this comment
I don't care what other people think, Joey! This parody is cool! How much effort did you put into that song?
------------------------------------------- - October 24, 2012 - Report this comment
idk twice?

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