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Song Parodies -> "Jew (Ja Ba Jee)"

Original Song Title:

"Blue (Da Ba Dee)"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Eiffel 65

Parody Song Title:

"Jew (Ja Ba Jee)"

Parody Written by:

Daniel Agius

The Lyrics

Shalom gever, here's a story
About a little Jew that goes to the synagogue
And all day and all night and everything he sees
Is just Jew
Like him inside and outside
Jew’s his house and a Jewish Bar Mitzvah
And a Beth Midrash
And everything is Jew for him
And himself and everybody around
Cause he ain't got nobody to listen

I'm Jew Ja Ba Jee Ja Ba Dye
If I was “Other” I would die
Ja Ba Jee Ja Ba Dye
Ja Ba Jee Ja Ba Dye
Ja Ba Jee Ja Ba Dye
Ja Ba Jee Ja Ba Dye
Ja Ba Jee Ja Ba Dye
x 2


I have a Jew house with a Jew bimah
Kipphas are the caps that I only wear
Jews are my parents and my cousins too
I have a brother and he is so Jew
Jews are the people here that walk around
Jew like my Tallit, it's in and outside
Hebrew is what I speak and what I think
Bacon is the meat that I cannot eat

I'm Jew Ja Ba Jee Ja Ba Dye
If I was “Other” I would die
Ja Ba Jee Ja Ba Dye
Ja Ba Jee Ja Ba Dye
Ja Ba Jee Ja Ba Dye
Ja Ba Jee Ja Ba Dye
Ja Ba Jee Ja Ba Dye
x 2

I have a Jew house with a Jew bimah
Kipphas are the caps that I only wear
Jews are my parents and my cousins too
I have a brother and he is so Jew
Jews are the people here that walk around
Jew like my Tallit, it's in and outside
Hebrew is what I speak and what I think
Bacon is the meat that I cannot eat


I'm Jew Ja Ba Jee Ja Ba Dye
If I was “Other” I would die
Ja Ba Jee Ja Ba Dye
Ja Ba Jee Ja Ba Dye
Ja Ba Jee Ja Ba Dye
Ja Ba Jee Ja Ba Dye
Ja Ba Jee Ja Ba Dye
x 2


Inside and outside
Jew his house and a Jewish Bar Mitzvah
And a Beth Midrash
And everything is Jew for him
And himself and everybody around
Cause he ain't got nobody to listen

I'm Jew Ja Ba Jee Ja Ba Dye
If I was “Other” I would die
Ja Ba Jee Ja Ba Dye
Ja Ba Jee Ja Ba Dye
Ja Ba Jee Ja Ba Dye
Ja Ba Jee Ja Ba Dye
Ja Ba Jee Ja Ba Dye
x 2
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