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Song Parodies -> "Gargoyle"

Original Song Title:

"I'm Blue"

Original Performer:

Eiffel 65

Parody Song Title:

"Gargoyle"

Parody Written by:

Mad Eye Moody

The Lyrics

This is a wierd version of "I'm Blue", a very annoying song. It is wierd because it begins with, and uses an electronic-sounding "Professor Umbridge" by Nicholas Hooper. Otherwise, it should sound the same
(Professor Umbridge theme)

Hey listen up here's a story about a foul evil loathsome gargoyle
Who likes to issue educational decrees
Sack old Professor Trelawney
And use that awful Cruciatus Curse
And always wear pink.
She wears pink cardigans, pink robes, pink everything
She favors Slytherin House
and everyone's singing that she's a...

Gargoyle! That Umbridge has to die
That Umbridge has to die
That Umbridge has to die
That Umbridge has to die
That Umbridge has to die
That Umbridge has to die
Gargoyle: That Umbridge has to die
That Umbridge has to die
That Umbridge has to die
That Umbridge has to die
That Umbridge has to die
That Umbridge has to die
That Umbridge has to diiiiiie

I am a witch who approves of punishment
Pink is the color of all my robes
Even my office is colored pink
I have a idol his name is Cornelius
The Inquisitorial Squad is cool
But not Crabbe and Gole, they are really thick
The Ministry is where my alleigances lie
I hate half-breeds, half-breeds hate me

Gargoyle! That Umbridge has to die
That Umbridge has to die
That Umbridge has to die
That Umbridge has to die
That Umbridge has to die
That Umbridge has to die
Gargoyle: That Umbridge has to die
That Umbridge has to die
That Umbridge has to die
That Umbridge has to die
That Umbridge has to die
That Umbridge has to die
That Umbridge has to diiiiiie

I am a witch who approves of punishment
Pink is the color of all my robes
Even my office is colored pink
I have a idol his name is Cornelius
The Inquisitorial Squad is cool
But not Crabbe and Gole, they are really thick
The Ministry is where my alleigances lie
I hate half-breeds, half-breeds hate me

Gargoyle! That Umbridge has to die
That Umbridge has to die
That Umbridge has to die
That Umbridge has to die
That Umbridge has to die
That Umbridge has to die
Gargoyle: That Umbridge has to die
That Umbridge has to die
That Umbridge has to die
That Umbridge has to die
That Umbridge has to die
That Umbridge has to die
That Umbridge has to diiiiiie

She wears pink cardigans, pink robes, pink everything
She favors Slytherin House
and everyone's singing that she's a

Gargoyle! That Umbridge has to die
That Umbridge has to die
That Umbridge has to die
That Umbridge has to die
That Umbridge has to die
That Umbridge has to die
Gargoyle: That Umbridge has to die
That Umbridge has to die
That Umbridge has to die
That Umbridge has to die
That Umbridge has to die
That Umbridge has to die
That Umbridge has to diiiiiie




This should be sung by Hermione and Umbridge

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Below Average Dave - August 30, 2007 - Report this comment
The song is actually "Blue", but kudos for taking on a difficult Techno/Euro OS. . .One that is very repetitive. Unfortunately when taking on such a repetitive song, the parodies lose their comedic edge too, but still a good job all and all.
------------------------------------------- - October 24, 2012 - Report this comment
my bad

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