Song Parodies -> I Think Britney Spears's A Whore
| Original Song Title: | "I Could Not Ask for More" |
| Original Performer: | Edwin McCain |
| Parody Song Title: | "I Think Britney Spears's A Whore" |
| Parody Written by: | S.T.G. |
On the damn pop charts,
Singing so off beat.
I'd rather hear Pearl Jam,
Than a voice that ain't so sweet.
These are the moments,
Where I wish that she would die.
These are the moments,
I'll remember when pop died.
I want pop to die with her.
I think Britney Spears's a whore.
Looking in her eyes,
Getting hit always.
She might be a slut,
But I think she's a lezie.
These are the moments,
Where I wish that she would die.
These are the moments,
I'll remember when pop died.
I want pop to die with her.
I think Britney Spears's a whore.
I think Britney Spears is a major slut-bag.
I think she should dump that fruit, Timberlake.
Cuz' when I see those 2 together,
It just makes my stomach quake.
And right here in 2000,It's right where she's meant to be.
Just there by Justin's knee.
These are the moments,
Where I wish that she would die.
These are the moments,
I'll remember when pop died.
I want pop to die with her.
I think Britney Spears's a whore.
I think Britney Spears is a major slut-bag.
I think she should dump that fruit, Timberlake.
Cuz' when I see those 2 together,
It just makes my stomach quake.
And right here in 2000,It's right where she's meant to be.
Just there by Justin's knee.
I think she is a whore,
Cuz' of her singing.
I don't want her anymore.!
And I think Britney Spears's a whore.
I think Britney Spears's a whore.
Singing so off beat.
I'd rather hear Pearl Jam,
Than a voice that ain't so sweet.
These are the moments,
Where I wish that she would die.
These are the moments,
I'll remember when pop died.
I want pop to die with her.
I think Britney Spears's a whore.
Looking in her eyes,
Getting hit always.
She might be a slut,
But I think she's a lezie.
These are the moments,
Where I wish that she would die.
These are the moments,
I'll remember when pop died.
I want pop to die with her.
I think Britney Spears's a whore.
I think Britney Spears is a major slut-bag.
I think she should dump that fruit, Timberlake.
Cuz' when I see those 2 together,
It just makes my stomach quake.
And right here in 2000,It's right where she's meant to be.
Just there by Justin's knee.
These are the moments,
Where I wish that she would die.
These are the moments,
I'll remember when pop died.
I want pop to die with her.
I think Britney Spears's a whore.
I think Britney Spears is a major slut-bag.
I think she should dump that fruit, Timberlake.
Cuz' when I see those 2 together,
It just makes my stomach quake.
And right here in 2000,It's right where she's meant to be.
Just there by Justin's knee.
I think she is a whore,
Cuz' of her singing.
I don't want her anymore.!
And I think Britney Spears's a whore.
I think Britney Spears's a whore.
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I do not like the content, so I had to downgrade you for that. On the other hand, the pacing is excellent. So I gave you 5,1,1. No offense though.
Ditto on ...'s comment. Making fun of any musical artist is just not funny. (Parodies bashing politicians are another matter.)
Why do you think Britney's a whore?
I personally thought it was hilarious! Don't listen to what the other people say.
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