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Song Parodies -> "Bad Bowels (Adrian's IBS)"

Original Song Title:

"When The Thunder Calls You"

Original Performer:

East 17

Parody Song Title:

"Bad Bowels (Adrian's IBS)"

Parody Written by:

Hamster Kebab Star

The Lyrics

chorus
when your bowels call you,
To the toilet bowl
its time to spread your cheeks and fly,
(spread your cheeks and fly)
when your bowels call you,
Nasty brown poo
Adrian's got the runs

when i saw your ass
i thought I was in hell
The room filled with fiery methane
a ray of sun shining out of your butt
You sat down on the loo
said your happy on the loo
when i heard your ass cry
OH NOOO MY DIETTTT

your ass is calling you
your ass is exploding
I think you're falling into the loo
OH NOOOOOO

chorus

a dirty picture in your mind
a vision of poo in the swimming pool
when your ass destroyed the water
Everyone leaped out of the pool!

Adrian, he feels the pain
His bowels are used by police to break up crowds
They all drop like flies
Oh noooo my diet

your ass is calling you
your ass is burning
Too many baked beans
OH DEARRRR

chorus

You're all confused
You play with robocop toys
Terminator causes you pain!
so much to lose from your cheeks
The pain of IBS you must endure!
more then swimming pools
With poo floating around
Everyone's jumping out!

do you feel the stingin ring
Sorry, your ass is in flames

chorus

when your bad bowels call you
(with thunder in your pants)
From your ass to the sky
its time to spread your cheeks and fly
(spread your cheeks and fly)
When your bad bowels call you
(when they calls you)
Your turd blocks out the sun
In the bathroom your bowels run
(ohhh no they runnnn)

when your bad bowels call you
(when they call you)
from the eggs you ate last night
(eggs eggs eggs)
its time to spread your cheeks and fly
(spread your cheeks and fly)

When your bad bowels call you
(when they run)
A life on the toilet is no fun!

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Just wondering - January 14, 2011 - Report this comment
Do you write about anything besides defecation?

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