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Song Parodies -> "Sharks Will Eat You Alive!"

Original Song Title:

"Love Will Keep Us Alive"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Sharks Will Eat You Alive!"

Parody Written by:

Lionel Mertens

The Lyrics

Jaws was playing
All across theaters nationwide
Great Whites lurking
With popcorn to bite?

Teeth so pointy
Many people lost their thrill for a dive
When they're hungry
Sharks will eat you ALIVE!

Time to worry
Dorsal fin approaching from the right
Your world is flashing
Right before your eyes

Now he's found you
He's got emptiness inside
When they're hungry
Sharks will eat you ALIVE!

I wont lie to you
Ask the "Bay Watch" beauty
Pamela, there's nothing I wouldn't do

Don't go swimming
In the ocean with a bleeding side
Or go surfing
With a seal beside [you]
Ocean Safety
Now I've given you the skills to survive
When they're hungry... sharks will eat you alive
When they're hungry... Sharks will eat you Alive
When they're hungry... SHARKS will eat you ALIVE!

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 3

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John Barry - March 24, 2006 - Report this comment
Loved the "seal" line.
Diddims - March 24, 2006 - Report this comment
A song addressed to the poor seals and sea lions of the world, it seems.
Larry Hensley - March 26, 2006 - Report this comment
Much better than the original.

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